Mumbai police force-feed thief dozens of bananas

channelnewsasia.com ^ | Jan. 11, 2016

[dayglored]

No banana, no ping!!

[Covenantor]

....sometimes weird stuff just coalesces into.... you know, really strange attractors.

It’s a darn good thing to be endowed with strong self-discipline, otherwise... we’ll leave that unsaid.

;>)

Dude is lucky the police didn’t send for Hanuman, the monkey god.

[Flick Lives]

I wonder if that woman really wants her gold chain back now?

[Twinkie]

I’m having to eat a banana a day because my potassium level
reeks, and an orange AND take a few potassium capsules.
Doc prescribed me a megadose of potassium chloride; but I
quit that and am taking another form of potassium. Potassium
Chloride causes weakness in the hip joint! So, I’m taking
Potassium Asporotate, eating bananas & an orange a day. Urk!

[digger48]

Kinda went the long way around of putting a banana in his tailpipe

[dfwgator]

[PROCON]

LOL, you always push the limits :-)

[nwrep]

Stories from India leave my head spinning...

[Slings and Arrows]

He was suspected of gorilla warfare.

[martin_fierro]

[BBell]

It sounds better in this context

Holly Golightly

[JRios1968]

[JRios1968]

[Billthedrill]

Two dozen bananas and two liters of laxative-laced milk? And that was just the investigation phase? The sentencing phase consisted of two words: “A cork.”