Woman arrested for biting off a Walmart employee’s finger

The State ^ | January 11, 2016 | Jennifer Donovan

[Gamecock]

Wright's items that she was allegedly shoplifting totaled $40.07 and included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing.

Was she headed to a party at Laz's house?

[Gamecock]

[Cicero]

No, sounds like she wanted to make out with a real cheapie, who refused to buy his own stuff.

[sickoflibs]

I have found that much of the produce at my local Walmarts is way better quality than the grocery stores here, even the fancy Wegmans and Whole Foods.

And naturally its cheaper there too.

[Poser]

Tough call, but I’m calling her guilty based on biting off a finger. You never know what else she might bite in the future.

[pgkdan]

Lock her up...she’s not fit for civilized society.

[Responsibility2nd]

Dang it. Was thinking the same thing. GMTA.

According to the police report, Wright's items that she was allegedly shoplifting totaled $40.07 and included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing.

[meatloaf]

There’s something about her eyes and it’s not good.

[GBA]

Yikes! A 10 Crazy and, hard to say from a mug shot, maybe a 4 or 5 Hot?

None for me, thanks.

Kinda of a tough call, as she might clean up nicely and run that Hot rating up quite a bit, but she's still a 10 Crazy.

Nope, I've got to trust the Hot/Crazy matrix on this one and just say "no".

[IMR 4350]

I had a little sob nearly bite my finger off.

I’d do the her exactly what I did to him.

Knock those teeth and there is nothing to bite with.

[seawolf101]

Sounds like a real Psycho-B.

[fella]

Dead eyes.

[Exeter]

“Wright’s items that she was allegedly shoplifting...included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing.”
Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.-Dr. Strangelove

[showme_the_Glory]

trust the Hot/Crazy matrix

Don't question real truth.....

[OLDCU]

She’s in love.

[Kickass Conservative]

I assume she will be testifying in a Congressional Hearings saying that the Government should be buying her all the stuff she was forced to Shoplift.

[Pearls Before Swine]

According to the police report, Wright's items that she was allegedly shoplifting totaled $40.07 and included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing.

I sense a theme in this product list. And, clearly, it was a matter of urgency. Would it be too much to hope that she practices birth control to avoid dirtying up the gene pool?

[PAR35]

She needs a new tax adviser. If she had paid for the items, they may have been deductible as a business expense.

[daifu]

Meth eyes.