[Pearls Before Swine]

According to the police report, Wright's items that she was allegedly shoplifting totaled $40.07 and included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing.

I sense a theme in this product list. And, clearly, it was a matter of urgency. Would it be too much to hope that she practices birth control to avoid dirtying up the gene pool?

[Exeter]

I’m just wondering how she’ll shoplift the hooch needed to complete the party...