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VANITY: Upcoming State Of The Union.So What Technique Will Obama Use To Create "Fake Tears"?

Posted on 01/10/2016 3:01:18 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016

And here we go again.Should we call it "Obama Tears Part Two"? So what will Obama do next time to fake his tears? Have a very large onion three feet away? Put "Hot Mexican Pepper" on some of his right fingers? There has to be at least 12 ways for an actor to cry on cue. So what will Obama do when he gets to the line "First Graders"? Can you imagine if the timing is off when he wipes his eyes and there were no tears falling out "On Cue"?, Hey, didn't Bill Clinton try to pull this stunt once?


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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

How about the old Three Stooges two fingers in the eye bit from Cruz??


21 posted on 01/10/2016 3:22:31 PM PST by llevrok (To liberals, Treason Is the New Patriotism)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

But this time he will use transparent flies which look like tears.

22 posted on 01/10/2016 3:22:54 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Thinking of Reggie’s entire fist! YEOWCH!!!!


23 posted on 01/10/2016 3:24:59 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

I have a feeling he will not cry at this speech. He will instead try to humiliate the conservative Supreme Court Justices even more than he has in the past.


24 posted on 01/10/2016 3:25:15 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

All he has to do is think about his childhood, when he would walk out the door on his way to school, leaving his cross-dressing transgender nanny’s behind (so to speak).


25 posted on 01/10/2016 3:26:09 PM PST by CivilWarBrewing (u)
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To: Slyfox
He'll attack Islamists Christians who "cling to their guns and religion"!
26 posted on 01/10/2016 3:35:38 PM PST by CivilWarBrewing (u)
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To: lewislynn

In view of the fact that I’ve never bothered to watch any of his SOTU speeches up until now, why break my record? Can’t stand to see him or to hear him speak. I’ll read about it, if the mood strikes me.


27 posted on 01/10/2016 3:35:48 PM PST by kagnew
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To: lewislynn

I loved that show! But it made one of our local talkshow hosts apoplectic!


28 posted on 01/10/2016 3:41:02 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

I think he puts sand in his vagina.


29 posted on 01/10/2016 3:44:18 PM PST by Kozak (ALLAH AKBAR = HEIL HITLER)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

We know when he announces da muzzies in da house they will all stand and applaud like seals at the circus, such diverse humanitarian scumbags


30 posted on 01/10/2016 4:18:13 PM PST by ronnie raygun
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016; All

Which Repub will be BRAVE ENOUGH to invite Donald Trump to the SOTU??


31 posted on 01/10/2016 4:27:38 PM PST by tcrlaf (They told me it could never happen in America. And then it did....)
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To: dragnet2

Politicians feverishly clapping. That just reminded me of a description from the Gulag Archepeligo. The first person who stops clapping got sent to the camps.


32 posted on 01/10/2016 4:30:56 PM PST by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016; Cvengr; amorphous; cyn; 444Flyer; Jeremiah Jr
And here we go again.Should we call it "Obama Tears Part Two"? So what will Obama do next time to fake his tears?

Perhaps he won't have to fake anything. For tears on the night of the SOTU, just check the Torah portion for the night of the speech (the Hebrew calendar begins at sundown, so this is Wednesday's reading).

It's even "addressed" to him, being Parshat BO (bet alef = B.O. = Barak Obama)

Moses warns Pharaoh of the upcoming last plague (which transpires on Friday's reading, which is the 15th day of the 1st month):

(How many readers actually view these links? Because if they did, they'd see things. Or not.)

Ex.11

4. And Moses said, Thus said the Lord, About midnight will I go out into the midst of Egypt:
5. And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sits on his throne, even to the firstborn of the maidservant who is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts:
6. And there shall be a great cry throughout all the land of Egypt, such as there was none like it, nor shall be like it any more:
7. But against any of the people of Israel shall not a dog move his tongue, against man or beast; that you may know that the Lord does put a difference between the Egyptians and Israel:

33 posted on 01/10/2016 4:39:39 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Fred Hayek

lol...There ya go Fred.


34 posted on 01/10/2016 4:42:23 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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