[Black Agnes]

What a ‘tard.

[humblegunner]

traveled to the nation's capital to kidnap a dog belonging to President Barack Obama.

It's not nice to jack with the White House menu.

[Spunky]

"According to court documents, Stockert told agents that he was 'Jesus Christ' and that his parents were President John F. Kennedy and actress Marilyn Monroe and that he came to Washington to announce he was running for president."

I would say he is a real Loony Bin.

[Cementjungle]

I haven’t heard anything about Obama’s dog in years. I just figured he ate the poor thing.

[digger48]

I just flipped through a few headlines for this. I especially liked the one that called it a “truckload of weapons”

[blackdog]

Was the dog in the White House kitchen freezer whole, or dressed out and in filets?

[Brilliant]

I suspect Obama will not pardon him. He’d more likely pardon rapists and murderers.

[Larry Lucido]

[Pollster1]

Obama didn’t eat that dog yet? I’m surprised!

[Daffynition]

That would be a favor to the dog.

Hussein dog knocked over a little girl at Moose's White House Christmas decoration ceremony

They *still* don't know how to control a dog. Stupid on display.

[laweeks]

I’m confused . . . he went to Washington to kidnap Mooch-elle?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Is poaching the pooch a federal crime?

And how could you fit Michelle into a bag?

[UCANSEE2]

“Officials in Washington say they’ve arrested a North Dakota man who allegedly traveled to the nation’s capital to kidnap a dog belonging to President Barack Obama.”

According to court documents, Stockert told agents that he was ‘Jesus Christ’ and that his parents were President John F. Kennedy and actress Marilyn Monroe and that he came to Washington to announce he was running for president.

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OK, which was it ? Was he trying to kidnap the dog or run for President?

[Kickass Conservative]

He was probably trying to save the Dog so Obama wouldn’t eat it.

[muir_redwoods]

The dog? This bozo needs to aim higher in life

[matt1234]

That’s crazy. The dog is easily the most poplular resident of the white house.

[Mastador1]

Just damn, anybody know what he planned to do with moochelle after he kidnapped her?

[Utilizer]

Bloody ‘ell. There are slow news days, and then there are S-L-O-W... news days.

Iran ever closer to nukes (probably immediately launched at the U.S.A. with lots of self-congratulatory boasting), 0dung-’ole dragging this country down with ‘A Pen And A Phone’ more and more every day, illegal EO’s with one of the latest attempting to circumvent the 2nd Amendment, izlamophile atrocities and rapes growing in number as the days and weeks go by, tens if not hundreds of thousands of “refugees” being forced upon us by this illegal administration not to mention the for-all-intents OPEN southern border -

And THIS, is newsworthy???

Something is seriously wrong with the MSM.