'Man stupid, fix Earth' says Koko the gorilla

.unexplained-mysteries.com ^ | Saturday, 2 January, 2016

[PghBaldy]

Please Rush, this is a story for you to cover! (I am being serious, as he is good on these Koko stories)

[fieldmarshaldj]

What’s Betty White doing with Koko ?

[Trentamj]

I wonder how long it took these ever-so-brilliant scientists to teach Koko to STOP saying: “Whenever someone annoys me, I am inclined to fling my feces in their general direction”?

[Vermont Lt]

Oh my god, really?

And there are people who are going to buy this bullshit?

If we were to believe all of this revised history and science we would believe that its never been hot or cold on this planet. We would ignore the last ICE AGE.

We would think that all Native Americans were peaceful hunter gatherers who never got into fights with anyone.

We would think that all animals are connected with Mother Earth and that all business people were Simon Lagree or Mr. Potter.

I am glad that I taught my children to think, to work, and to show up even when they did not feel like it. They are starting out near the top of the heap, instead of the lemmings that are in the world to today.

[Baynative]

Man stupid. Vote Hillary.

[InvisibleChurch]

good grief

[BenLurkin]

Yup...Rush gets great mileage the Koko stories.

[JoeProBono]

[PghBaldy]

Ooga Ooga: Koko the gorilla mourns the loss of her special friend, Robin Williams (met once 13 years ago)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3200446/posts

[BenLurkin]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3200446/posts

[BwanaNdege]

Brrrawwwkkk!

Polly want a cracker!

[samtheman]

So now they dumb down animals too.

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They shoot IQ, dont they.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Did you happen to notice that the source of this nonsense was something called unexplained-mysteries.com? Sorry for being too subtle.

[PghBaldy]

Koko’s niece loves humanity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binti_Jua

[BwanaNdege]

[Larry Lucido]

"Yeah, Koko. That chimp's allright!"

(But the trainer is an idiot).

[Johnny B.]

They cut before Koko went off script and said, “Koko eat boogers!”

[bubbacluck]

Dolphins have been saying this for years.

[Jim W N]

Man dumb dumb. Tries to fix earth. Dumb dumb.
- Easter Island statue from Night at the Museum.

[PIF]

There was absolutely no couching - none, I tell you true - no one would fall for that, why we were all shocked when the ape mentioned man-made climate change - it was amazing - she used her entire nine word vocabulary!