[PROCON]

feeding into the desire of older city folks to harken back to their childhood in the village.

Incredible.

Nothing like the smell of burning crap to whet your appetite. (GASP, Vietnam flashback!)

[Blood of Tyrants]

This is what the globull warming alarmists want for all of us.

[Parmy]

Gee! The settlers, while heading West, used buffalo chips (dung) to cook their food and stay warm.

[Ditter]

Cow patties are worth money? Who knew? Wait till I tell MrD!

Honey we are rich!

[Old Sarge]

Ew.

[rktman]

Dung fires from the ‘front porch’ of a hooch............ Awesome. Idiots. That’s where the greenies want us to be before it’s over.

[GreenHornet]

Some retailers say they're offering discounts for large orders. Some customers are asking for gift wrapping.

I don't know much about the culture of India, but apparently these people are easy to shop for.

[GreyFriar]

Do they mix in a little diesel to make it burn better?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

It could NEVER happen in a civilized country like the USA!

[MayflowerMadam]

In Alaska, they used to sell varnished moose turds on earrings, swizzle sticks, etc., in tourist shops. Maybe they still do. Everything has value, I guess.

If I wanted to “harken back to my childhood”, I guess I’d find a hula hoop or Frisbie instead of animal poo.

[Rodamala]

I didn’t expect you, of all people, to start a Donald Trump themed thread. Why not go “all the way” and post as Breaking News and Front Page News? I mean, that is standard procedure these days, afterall.

[Mastador1]

My Daddy used to tell me that no matter what kind of crap someone was selling, there would always be someone to buy it! Now I see that it is literally true.

[Sacajaweau]

I remember Afghans burning chips....I think along with a few poppies....

[FourPeas]

Ain’t technology great?

[choctaw man]

I always put a little salsa on my dung patties.

[dfwgator]

Killer took a step toward Patty
Said it’s time I gunned you down
But he slipped in somethin’ that was layin in the street
And was shot fore he hit the ground
Yes the killer slipped
And it cost him his life
And Patty said as she roared out of town
You gotta watch your step
When you know the chips are down

Yippee yay a Cow Patty
Yippee yay a Cow Patty
She rode in to town to find the man who killed her daddy
Yippee yay a Cow Patty

-Jim Stafford

[Kudsman]

#fecalmattermatters

[butlerweave]

Oh , I thought they were Vampires and they were eating them

[zzwhale]

kind of like riding along ocean parkway and smelling charcoal reminds me of VN

[BenLurkin]

[dsrtsage]

Imagine if they could break in to the hipster market in the US who will pay 30 bucks for 2 grams of kale, and 12 bucks for a PBR