Posted on 12/27/2015 2:27:50 PM PST by huckfillary
“Why not, women do it in public restrooms, “hovering†so they don’t have to touch the nasty seat.”
As a male, I learn a lot from FR posts every day....
I believe it was Camille Paglia who used the phrase:
"The golden arc of transcendence."
LOL! Seriously, I will stand to pee in public restrooms when I’m stuck with a stall. The serious motivation is that I can avoid touching that nasty toilet seat.
The women's was always the worse one by far.
Being male myself, I only know from having a pool manager job in college that required cleaning restrooms. Women make a mess of a bathroom, too, it’s not just men.
THIS IS SATIRE. The original website post has a comment from the author that it is satire.
Fine. Pee on the seats.
It also links to itself.
Some Scandinavian country not too long ago was planning to do the same thing nationally. They had excuses like, “the bladder empties more completely when sitting, “ which, if true, seems to be a solution searching for a problem. All this is really about the war on masculinity.
” If one has a long wanker, how does one sit without folding it into a pretzel to avoid getting it wet?”
Braggart sitting on a commode: Damn, this water’s cold.
Heard from the next adjoining stall: Yeah, and it’s deep too!
The men in my circle of friends wouldn’t be going to a liberal arts college...
They sell a funnel for that.
Sounds like a campus after my heart. If I had kids, I'd send them there.
Start peeing in the sink.
Thank you!
wrong, the new Ford Class aircraft carriers are built without urinals in any of the heads on the ship.
Um... do they realize the presence of a urinal has nothing to do with whether we can pee standing up? Never mind.
How big are the Sails on that sucker?
I guess they can’t unfurl the Spinnaker while Launching Jets off the Deck.
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