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When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
Fox ^
| Oct 15, 2015 (not so new)
| AP
Posted on 12/07/2015 8:17:05 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder
LONDON – A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.
A judge at Westminster Magistrates' Court said Wednesday that Caroline Westlake must pay 800 pounds ($1,235) to Kate Sanders for assaulting her in a dispute over colleague Adam Davies, who had dated both women.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: fox; meerkat; minx; monkey; stud
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Oh, I see. I didn't know they literally meant "monkey handler".
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:44:28 AM PST
by
fruser1
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:46:04 AM PST
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
A woman and a monkey walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Thought I saw you with the llama keeper the other night”.
Next stool over a meerkat expert throws a wine glass at the woman with the monkey and says that llama keeper is my boyfriend!
Bartender then says I was talking to the monkey.
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:46:50 AM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: Darksheare; Scoutmaster; NicknamedBob; Gefn; NoCmpromiz; Monkey Face; ArGee; Covenantor; ...
Are we ready for a new Undead Thread? This is an interesting twist on Animal Kingdom Weirdness.
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:48:18 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Maximizing my cultural appropriation.)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
This wasn’t exactly what I expected. My friend lost her thumb to a monkey attack at the zoo. She doesn’t want to talk about it.
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:49:14 AM PST
by
Ditter
(God Bless Texas!)
To: Beowulf9
Lol! Pretty good. You’re fast on your feet.
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:49:17 AM PST
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
To: ETL
Thank you, thank you very much ;)
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:52:34 AM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: Vaquero
bull sperm whale
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:00:01 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: cicero2k
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:05:08 AM PST
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
"Did you hear?... this crap made FR! TWICE!"
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:06:43 AM PST
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:07:10 AM PST
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
To: BenLurkin
Bull? Yes. Dyke? Most assuredly.
Sperm? No where in the vicinity. Even turkey basters flee in terror
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:10:38 AM PST
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. .)
To: All; JoeProBono
JoeProBono posted this on the Oct thread...
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:11:37 AM PST
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
To: ETL
“You little monkey woman, you”
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Going to have to put a governor on my imagination. Thought this story was going to be similar to the “Bear Rape” story.
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:13:53 AM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: deweyfrank
Well, I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:14:23 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:31:00 AM PST
by
HandyDandy
(Don't make up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time.)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Would you mind terribly if this was the December Undead Thread?
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:35:49 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
It’s a jungle out there...
To: Darksheare
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posted on
12/07/2015 9:40:07 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Maximizing my cultural appropriation.)
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