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This Christmas, Men Are Glitter-Bombing Their Beards
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| Kristin Hohenadel
Posted on 12/07/2015 3:20:38 AM PST by Daffynition
Beard baubles are so last year. This year, hirsute hipsters too cool for ugly Christmas sweaters have decided to pay tribute to the spirit of the holidays by glitter-bombing their beards.
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: faggotry; glitterbeards; hipsters; homomofo; metrosexuals; queerness; waronchristmas
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To: Daffynition
To: Daffynition
Wait until they are sitting next to someone and they go into anaphylactic shock because of a metal allergy.
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posted on
12/07/2015 5:51:58 AM PST
by
Toespi
To: Daffynition
#UrDoingItWrong
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:01:36 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
To: Daffynition
There is a reason they are called QUEERS.
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:02:36 AM PST
by
ThePatriotsFlag
( Anything FREELY-GIVEN by the government was TAKEN from someone else)
To: wright2bear
It would be cooler if they hung bear claws and chicken heads from their beards.
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:23:21 AM PST
by
olepap
(Your old Pappy)
To: ThePatriotsFlag
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:27:55 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
To: Daffynition
Real men are just incompatible with what metrosexuals and homosexuals want. The end result is less Oscar Wilde than Christian Bale in American Psycho.
The Huey Lewis and Weird Al version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:57:58 AM PST
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
That is dreadful! Yikes!
More like *Below Zero*
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posted on
12/07/2015 7:02:19 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
To: Jagdgewehr
I’m not sure what they are, but certainly not a Man!
To: All
Whatever you do, don’t make fun of them. Or you deserve whatever you get.
To: Daffynition
Get back to us when the hillbillies from Duck Dynasty do this?
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:04:24 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:05:15 AM PST
by
corlorde
(Merry Christmas!)
To: Daffynition
No men aren’t. “Males” are - maybe.
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:06:24 AM PST
by
mad_as_he$$
("It gets late early around here..." Yogi)
To: a fool in paradise
those identifying as ether males or females or CIS...or whatevuh...will be wearing the beard glitter
rumor has it aht Chers..daughter....er son...CHAS is going to be the Spokesbeard for Whizz Glitter...an up and coming supplier out of Washigsnton D.C....
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posted on
12/07/2015 8:36:43 AM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><> GO CRUZ!!!!)
To: corlorde; mad_as_he$$
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posted on
12/07/2015 11:11:34 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
To: BenLurkin
Not gonna happen. Evah.
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posted on
12/07/2015 11:12:29 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
To: BenLurkin
The “Duck Commander” Robertsons may well be ‘rednecks’ and “cajuns”, but they cannot be “hillbillies”. The geography of Louisiana prevents this.
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posted on
12/07/2015 11:15:23 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: Daffynition
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posted on
12/09/2015 2:38:51 AM PST
by
Jagdgewehr
(It will take blood.)
To: Daffynition
That sounds interesting! And I love grooming beards and its just a fun part to have a classy and trendy look. I use correct and effective products to enrich my
beard growth. The best thing about beards are, they never go out of fashion. Thank you for sharing this interesting post!
To: Daffynition
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posted on
01/01/2016 9:46:33 PM PST
by
dfwgator
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