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This Christmas, Men Are Glitter-Bombing Their Beards
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 | Kristin Hohenadel
Posted on 12/07/2015 3:20:38 AM PST by Daffynition
Beard baubles are so last year. This year, hirsute hipsters too cool for ugly Christmas sweaters have decided to pay tribute to the spirit of the holidays by glitter-bombing their beards.
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: faggotry; glitterbeards; hipsters; homomofo; metrosexuals; queerness; waronchristmas
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    Didn't see this one comin'....did ya?
 
To: Daffynition
To: wright2bear
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posted on 
12/07/2015 3:25:29 AM PST
by 
Jagdgewehr
(It will take blood.)
 
To: Daffynition
    No. Men are not. Faggoty hipsters with beards are using glitter. The only way men use glitter is as chaff or when mixed with transparent red paint on their hot rod.
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 3:27:54 AM PST
by 
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
 
To: Daffynition
    Really...REALLY. They call themselves the Gay Beards. If that is the only thing gay about them... Let’s not finish that thought.
Makes me want to get rid of my Taliban disguise.
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 3:28:55 AM PST
by 
wbarmy
(I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
 
To: wright2bear
    So what’s the glitter? Underwear lint?
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 3:31:20 AM PST
by 
Gaffer
 
To: wright2bear
    In our no so recent past...
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 3:33:35 AM PST
by 
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay  the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
 
To: Daffynition
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posted on 
12/07/2015 3:34:49 AM PST
by 
csvset
( Illegitimi non carborundum)
 
To: wright2bear
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posted on 
12/07/2015 3:35:46 AM PST
by 
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay  the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
 
To: csvset
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posted on 
12/07/2015 3:50:03 AM PST
by 
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay  the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
 
To: wbarmy
    Vermin Supreme. 

 Vermin Supreme glitter bombs Randall Terry during the Democratic Party presidential candidates forum as John Wolfe looks on. Image: Marc Nozell. 
 [I know, I had to look it up]...
 **Vermin Love Supreme is an American performance artist and activist who is known for being a candidate in various local, state, and national elections in the United States. Supreme is known for wearing a boot as a hat and carrying a large toothbrush. He has said that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth. He also campaigned in 2012 on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research, and he promises a free pony for every American. Supreme claims to mock the political system. In 2011, he participated in the Occupy Boston protests.**
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 3:54:22 AM PST
by 
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay  the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
 
To: Jagdgewehr
    Does this mean you also reject the man-bun? GEESH!
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 4:15:26 AM PST
by 
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay  the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
 
To: Daffynition
    Runaway bride crazy eyes.
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 5:02:32 AM PST
by 
PAR35
 
To: Daffynition
    Bet I can guess the ‘adhesive’ used to stick the glitter...
 
To: PAR35
    Heh. Just as Gayle King rides Oprah’s coat tails, Mika rides her father’s.
Both no-talent women.
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 5:11:53 AM PST
by 
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay  the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
 
To: Daffynition
    Trust me, those are not men.
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 5:28:02 AM PST
by 
Buckeye Battle Cry
(Hillary - Ethically sleazy and politically stupid)
 
To: Daffynition
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posted on 
12/07/2015 5:38:34 AM PST
by 
IronJack
 
To: Daffynition
To: wright2bear
    There may be some MALES who are glitter-bombing their beards, but MEN are not.
 
To: Daffynition; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows; MeshugeMikey
    Do chicks go for this or just bros?
 
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posted on 
12/07/2015 5:50:08 AM PST
by 
a fool in paradise
(The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
 
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