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I found a much smaller version of this on the web this morning, and fleshed it out and improved it to cover a lot more territory.
1 posted on 12/05/2015 4:10:33 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Makes me want to grill some pork ribs and clean guns on the picnic table.


2 posted on 12/05/2015 4:12:54 AM PST by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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3 posted on 12/05/2015 4:15:12 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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This should be posted everywhere. And not just on the web. In newspapers. In magazines. Billboards. On the sides of buildings. In every toilet stall across the nation!!!!

Seriously, great job. I love it!


4 posted on 12/05/2015 4:15:19 AM PST by Velvet_Jones
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Excellent ....

But the real question....

....would you have?


5 posted on 12/05/2015 4:16:03 AM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. .)
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To: Lazamataz
A good morning bump.

5.56mm

7 posted on 12/05/2015 4:18:54 AM PST by M Kehoe
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Oh I get it. These were Global Warming Warriors. Now the Global Warming movement is tainted by this violence. All Global Warming extremists are violent.

Global Warming extremists should not have guns.

We need to add a few more questions to the background check.
Do you believe in Global Warming?
Are you now or have you ever been a member of an organization that believes in Global Warming, including the Democrat Party?


8 posted on 12/05/2015 4:24:09 AM PST by joshua c (Please dont feed the liberals)
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Bravo!


14 posted on 12/05/2015 4:37:48 AM PST by NonValueAdded (In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act)
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America must be punished and destroyed for all its wrongs. There must be equal outcomes for all individuals and nations. America - evil, white, racist greedy, Christian. You just can’t get more evil and backward than Christian. In fact, it is the very idea of nations that the left, in all its forms, are against (along with being against God Himself - you know, the God Almighty of that sick book the Bible!). Its goal is one big Uber world government that controls everything and everybody. Of course, this is all for your good and these our betters know what is best for you so, Shut up and take your medicine or get your head cut off or sent for “reeducation” in a paradise like N. Korea!

It’s past time to wake up. Will we really have another election? It’s a fair question. Another fair question, though not so popular - Is what is happening to America God’s judgement on our nation for rejecting him and his offer of salvation? Go read Romans 1 starting with verse 18 if you are brave enough (or scared enough) to see the truth of our situation.


16 posted on 12/05/2015 4:41:15 AM PST by Lake Living
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19 posted on 12/05/2015 4:46:32 AM PST by moovova
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Here's the point many miss Laz:

The Christian Bible (New Testament) doesn't have a single reference to committing violence against others for not believing in our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

The Qu'ran has DOZENS of references instructing muslims to kill, behead, lie to/deceive, convert by force if necessary, all non-muslims they come across. Sura 9 "The Verse of the Sword" is an entire book in the qu'ran and is the war manual for muslims.

Democrats accuse Christians and others (Tea Party members, all non-democrats of faith etc..) of committing acts of violence in the name of God, and say the Christian Bible is "violent."

These same Democrats as you point out, completely IGNORE all references to violence and killing in the name of "allah" in the qu'ran.

I don't know we need ANY more proof that Democrats are in direct collusion with muslims in a war on Christians and a war on Jesus Christ.

They've removed God and all references to Him from the public square, and now they blame God for not stopping what they "perceive" as a gun problem.

Democrats, you cannot ask God for help when you've explicitly denounced him and kicked him out of the Government, Schools, Courts, and every other visible place you could find, including His own church by trying to ram "gay marriage" down the country's throat!.

Well, you can ask Him for help but you cannot be surprised when He turns a deaf ear to you.

I haven't seen / heard anyone make this point yet. Rush Limbaugh came close yesterday, but even he missed it based on the 90 minutes of his show that I was able to listen to yesterday.

20 posted on 12/05/2015 4:49:39 AM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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Fantastic...keep going. The Dems are always pushing these as well:
* they need jobs in the Middle East
* workplace violence
* it was an offensive Christ,as (or government-approved “seasonal” party)
* ISIS is not “Islamic”
* Passing “common sense” gun control laws will disarm Americans and make it easier for the muzz to kil us.

Excellent job. I can just picture the muzzie going increasingly insane. The ending ought to be the Democrat has driven the muzzie to murder him because he insulted Islam so much.

The same people arguing for “common sense” gun control exhibit zero common sense in any other aspect of life.


22 posted on 12/05/2015 4:51:40 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)
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Thanks.

I sent a copy (credited) to my crazy liberal in-laws.

24 posted on 12/05/2015 4:56:22 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Hunga Tonga-Hunga.)
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Bump


34 posted on 12/05/2015 5:07:25 AM PST by Redleg Duke (The Federal Government is nothing but a welfare program with a dress code!)
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Hahah. Good. I think I’ll fry up some bacon.


35 posted on 12/05/2015 5:09:02 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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nicely done


41 posted on 12/05/2015 5:16:15 AM PST by onona
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Hilarious! Brilliant! And literally correct. This conversation could actually happen between an Islamist and a democrat.

ISLAM IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST HATE GROUP !

43 posted on 12/05/2015 5:26:24 AM PST by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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You know, Mohammed chopped up and slaughtered thousands of people, thusly distorting and defaming a great religion. He was not a true muslim.

Nor were the hordes who chopped their way across North Africa, and South Asia, through Spain and all the way to the edge of Vienna, they were not true muslims either.

They likewise distort and defame a great religion.

ISIS and Al Qaeda, and Boko Haram, and all the billions of people across the world and up and down the streets of America who support them, they aren’t true muslims either. They think they are, but they are not.

So, since these people are all heretics, who dishonor a great and noble religion, can we please stop feeling guilty about fighting back? Can we please all agree to keep them the heck out of our country?


44 posted on 12/05/2015 5:32:39 AM PST by marron
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This is really excellent.

My only problem is that 25 years ago I would have had a really good laugh.

Now, I have to fight back a tear.


46 posted on 12/05/2015 5:35:41 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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This clearly crosses the micro aggression line so:


51 posted on 12/05/2015 5:41:18 AM PST by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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If there were such a thing, I would nominate you and the individual who wrote the original comment, for inclusion in the Comments Hall of Fame. I have copied the comment and expect to use it numerous times in the future.


53 posted on 12/05/2015 5:44:52 AM PST by jhroberts
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