Amy Schumer Poses Topless for Annual Pirelli Calendar

Breitbart ^ | November 30, 2015 | Kipp Jones

[C19fan]

Comedian and actress Amy Schumer poses topless in the 43rd edition of the Pirelli Calendar.

Holding a cup of coffee, the Trainwreck star, who is this year’s Miss December, poses for the annual publication wearing only a pair of underwear.

Schumer, 34, shared a snap of the shoot on Twitter.

[catfish1957]

If I want to see rolls, I need only lift my shirt.

lLMAO

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Would that be Lena Dunham, by any chance?

[clamper1797]

AAAAAHHH ... my eyes ...

[Responsibility2nd]

Annie Leibovitz. Yeesh. She also took this creepy photograph.

 

[EQAndyBuzz]

“She looks like a Kong chew toy.”

That’s funny right thar, I don’t care who you are.

[LS]

If I had been drinking coffer, it would be all over my keyboard with your post.

[circlecity]

"She looks more like Holly Holms and less like Rhonda Rousy."

What????? Holy Holms was ripped to the bone and sporting less than 9% body fat. This chick is easily over 25% bodyfat - there's no comparison.

[Mastador1]

Okay, say you’re going to pose naked for a public document. Why would you choose a pose that accentuates your rolls of fat?

When I was in high school, back when we would say inconsiderate things 8^ ), we would have said of her - More bounce per ounce, but who wants to get hung up on the light fixture.

I'm older and wiser now and not the fine figure I was then, but DAMN!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Dude...lighten!
“comparatively” within the cultural milieu...

[Beowulf9]

So, then, they are selling spare tires?

Btw, October is Yoko Ono. I wonder why they chose October for her.....

[Jack Hammer]

T%A is never unwelcome in the Hammer household.

On the other hand...

[DJ MacWoW]

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[for-q-clinton]

Not good.

[Rock N Jones]

Symbolically, well used, tread wear, bulging, worn out!

One look and yep it is time for new tires!

[Calvin Locke]

Why would you choose a pose that accentuates your rolls of fat?

Pirelli's a tire company. Why not show off the spare tire?

And give the Michelin Man some "competition" at the same time?

[Catmom]

She needs Zumba classes.

[shoff]

The picture was supposed to be with coffee and doughnuts but she ate them all before the shoot.

[MeganC]

I look better and I’ve had six kids! What’s her excuse?

[CGASMIA68]

Amy Schumer poses toples

Why,She’s gross..

[CaptainPhilFan]

You know, I don’t care for her at all, nor any of her ilk. I don’t know why she posed like this, and she certainly opened herself up to criticism.

That said, I think you’re all out of your minds calling her fat. She looks like a normal woman - reading the judgmental comments and slams is so insulting those of us who are not models.

If any of you are married men go ahead and tell your wife what you think, and let her know she’s also disgusting to you. Because I’ll bet most of your wives are this size or larger.