Amy Schumer Poses Topless for Annual Pirelli Calendar

Breitbart ^ | November 30, 2015 | Kipp Jones

[C19fan]

Comedian and actress Amy Schumer poses topless in the 43rd edition of the Pirelli Calendar.

Holding a cup of coffee, the Trainwreck star, who is this year’s Miss December, poses for the annual publication wearing only a pair of underwear.

Schumer, 34, shared a snap of the shoot on Twitter.

[VanDeKoik]

Somebody hit the wall......and hard.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

“Tons O’ Fun!”

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Schumer reportedly said, “Are you kidding? I love my body.”

As a fellow overweight person, I can tell Ms. Schumer that I decidedly do NOT love my body right now.

[needmorePaine]

She looks like a Kong chew toy.

[Redleg Duke]

He’ll get back to you as soon as he cleans his bathroom.

[jimjohn]

Painful!

Now I gotta spend the next month trying to un-see that!

[perfect_rovian_storm]

[lurk]

Is not to be seen.

[USNA74]

Arggh, you can’t unsee that!!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[boycott]

I could have gone all my life without seeing that.

[rellimpank]

—my first thought also—

[Gaffer]

Then I guess she represents the Mud Grip category.

[martinidon]

Oh no, why did you mention that name. I really do not want to see her again!

[BuffaloJack]

I’m not clicking on that link, because what is seen cannot be unseen.

[catfish1957]

Then I guess she represents the Mud Grip category.

Or tires for Monster Trucks

[nycteacher]

And Yoko Ono?

That poor photographer. Please no posts of that.

[rockinqsranch]

Actually she looks the same build, rolls, etc. as that picture taken by Frank Whoozit many of us saw in 2008-’09 of what’sername of her and Hussein fame that produced the current mess we have in the WH.

[dangus]

Upchuck Schumer.

No, seriously, she’s probably pretty normal. But normal doesn’t mean flattering.

[W.]

Roll, roll, roll your bloat

That's all I got, my eyes are burning...