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Suspected burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after residents light fire
Fresno Bee ^ | November 28, 2015 | Rory Appleton

Posted on 11/29/2015 1:55:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

A man who apparently got stuck in the chimney of a Huron home during a botched burglary attempt died Saturday after the homeowners lit a fire in the fireplace, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.

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To: Larry Lucido

Burglar.

But burger works too.


41 posted on 11/29/2015 2:18:20 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

Oh, he’s black alright.


42 posted on 11/29/2015 2:18:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

DNA Tests would solve that


43 posted on 11/29/2015 2:19:29 PM PST by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back - Donald Trump)
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To: Paladin2

Assuming that he hasn’t bred, of course.


44 posted on 11/29/2015 2:19:57 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: jocon307

What a way to go!

He should have given up smoking!


45 posted on 11/29/2015 2:20:33 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Larry Lucido

I would see a movie about zombie burgers.


46 posted on 11/29/2015 2:20:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Double cremation.


47 posted on 11/29/2015 2:20:58 PM PST by BuffaloJack (ISLAM is the ENEMY.)
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To: RC one

These folks had to deal with a larger rodent.


48 posted on 11/29/2015 2:21:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There is just nothing like a happy ending!


49 posted on 11/29/2015 2:22:36 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Info on the "perp" seems thin...

Perhaps the PTB are waiting for notification of the next of kindling.

50 posted on 11/29/2015 2:24:01 PM PST by Paladin2 (my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There’s something stuck in the chimney
And I don’t know what it is
But it’s been there all month long ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfCRuzeDC9w


51 posted on 11/29/2015 2:24:38 PM PST by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hard way to die. Even if he brought it on himself.
Real hard.


52 posted on 11/29/2015 2:24:55 PM PST by Tupelo (Honest men go to Washington, but honest men do not stay in Washington.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
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Aha aha, it's a burglarrrrrrrrr!!! That blasted, stupid...Dadgummit! [Falls]
Damn skates! [Coughs]
For cripes sake, open up that damper, will you?! Who the hell turned it all the way down?! AGAIN?!!!

53 posted on 11/29/2015 2:25:21 PM PST by PeteePie (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: Paladin2

You have a tinder heart.


54 posted on 11/29/2015 2:26:06 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Hey, don't try to flame me....

I still have a fire in my belly.

55 posted on 11/29/2015 2:28:14 PM PST by Paladin2 (my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
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To: Paladin2

Oh yes, and the bats. I feel like I should get a rabies vaccine every summer.


56 posted on 11/29/2015 2:29:26 PM PST by RC one (....and subject to the jurisdiction thereof)
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To: Paladin2

Yeah, you’re a coal dude.


57 posted on 11/29/2015 2:29:56 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: RC one

A wire mesh screen around/over the flue finally fixed the bat thing.


58 posted on 11/29/2015 2:30:38 PM PST by Paladin2 (my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The family will probably be arrested for lighting a house warming fire in violation of Cali Clean Air laws.


59 posted on 11/29/2015 2:32:20 PM PST by Organic Panic
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To: tet68

Next thing you’re probably going to say is that he should have worn his smoking jacket to the crime!


60 posted on 11/29/2015 2:33:28 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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