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Suspected burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after residents light fire
Fresno Bee ^
| November 28, 2015
| Rory Appleton
Posted on 11/29/2015 1:55:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
A man who apparently got stuck in the chimney of a Huron home during a botched burglary attempt died Saturday after the homeowners lit a fire in the fireplace, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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Revenge is a dish best served...smoked.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Rare, medium, or well-done?
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posted on
11/29/2015 1:56:19 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
To: Slings and Arrows
What did they use to get him out... a harpoon?
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posted on
11/29/2015 1:57:28 PM PST
by
fso301
To: Slings and Arrows
If you play stupid games you win stupid prizes
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posted on
11/29/2015 1:58:10 PM PST
by
Fai Mao
(Genius at Large)
To: Slings and Arrows
Poor family.
I can’t imagine what that would be like to find out someone was not only stuck in your chimney, but died there as well.
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posted on
11/29/2015 1:58:22 PM PST
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: fso301
What did they use to get him out... a harpoon?Roto-Rooter.
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posted on
11/29/2015 1:58:24 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/29/2015 1:58:48 PM PST
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Fai Mao
If you play stupid games you win stupid prizesAnd he won...real estate.
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posted on
11/29/2015 1:59:21 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
To: fso301
Ashes, Ashes, All Fall Down....
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posted on
11/29/2015 1:59:40 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
To: metmom
Expensive, given that they had to tear apart the chimney.
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posted on
11/29/2015 1:59:53 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
To: Slings and Arrows
Sorry, kids, but -— um ... Santa won’t be around for a while.
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posted on
11/29/2015 2:00:10 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
To: sparklite2
Sorry, kids, but -— um ... Santa won’t be around for a while.Ho ho ho.
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posted on
11/29/2015 2:01:53 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
To: Slings and Arrows
Mom, dad, why does it smell like barbeque?
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posted on
11/29/2015 2:03:42 PM PST
by
max americana
(fired every liberal in our company at every election cycle..and laughed at their faces (true story))
To: Slings and Arrows
At some point, preferably before the fire is lit, one should scream for help!
OTOH, didn’t the owners check the draft before lighting the fire?
To: Slings and Arrows
The comments at the end of the article are priceless.
Not much sympathy for him, except for one bleeding heart liberal.
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posted on
11/29/2015 2:05:22 PM PST
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: Slings and Arrows
Clean out yer chimney, governor?
To: Slings and Arrows
"In other news today, Santa Clause, who was last seen in December of 2014, has now been missing for over 300 days and well-wishers fear he might have come to some harm while carrying out his duties last year."
(I almost didn't post this, but it is hard to get worked-up about criminals who might qualify for Darwin awards.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/29/2015 2:07:02 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Slings and Arrows
#StuckBurglarsLivesMatter
That must have been stinky after awhile.. Wow..
Social justice activists will be protesting that new escape doors be mandated in chimneys and retrofits will be required.
He was just trying to get warm yaknow.. :-)
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posted on
11/29/2015 2:07:32 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/29/2015 2:07:37 PM PST
by
jocon307
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