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5 Ways to Survive Thanksgiving Dinner Sitting Across From Your Sanctimonious Left-Wing Relatives
PJMedia ^ | 26 Nov, 2015 | Megan Fox

Posted on 11/26/2015 9:47:35 AM PST by MtnClimber

Anti-Socialism Plan When your twenty-year-old nephew emerges from his safe space and wants to start talking about the benefits of socialism and Bernie Sanders, immediately take his plate and redistribute his food to the dogs. Leave him with the green bean casserole and half a roll. If he complains, tell him he had an overprivileged plate and he's a greedy bastard for not wanting to share with the less fortunate animals in the house who don't have thumbs or the ability to work to buy their own turkey. Be prepared to use the safe space again.

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TOPICS: Education; Food
KEYWORDS: pigeonchess; thanksgiving
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To: Catmom
Out of six other siblings only myself and my two older brothers are conservative but I ran around in liberal looney land years prior. MY four other siblings are all Dems and my proudly identifies himself as a fascist, always has. I just tell them "Shut up or I'll punch your face''. Usually works. Liberals call that ''passion''.
61 posted on 11/26/2015 1:32:45 PM PST by jmacusa
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To: jmacusa

typo; meant to include ‘’my father has always...’’


62 posted on 11/26/2015 1:34:56 PM PST by jmacusa
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To: Vaquero

“What’s a newspaper? Watch new where....the MSM outlet? Really?

I get my news from places like FR and conservative Internet sources.”

If you are posting here on FR, you should understand I also get news from FR and many other sources.
My comment was regarding the liberal know-it-alls who always have an opinion, but when asked say that they have ZERO source of knowledge on current affairs, other than SNL, People Magazine, or Colbert ( or however you spell his name).
If they are totally uninformed, they are basing their opinion on emotion and pop culture. Some people read “news papers” online. It’s a source of info, what we refer to as propaganda, but it is some info. Lots of the idiots don’t even have that as a reference.


63 posted on 11/26/2015 1:48:33 PM PST by 9422WMR ("Ignorance can be cured by education, but stupidity is forever.")
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To: max americana; Catmom
Try serving a turkey sans left wing.
64 posted on 11/26/2015 2:10:05 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: RayChuang88

Wow. I kept up with the Red Guards depredations against the Chinese people from 1966 on (I was in college). Sheer barbarism inspired by Quotations from Chairman Mao.

Didn’t know it spilled over into Hong Kong.

There was a New Yorker cartoon that year showing Red Guards milling about as one shouts,

“I denounce Comrade Wong! His little red book is filled with names and addresses of girl comrades!”

;^)


65 posted on 11/26/2015 2:26:38 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: MtnClimber

our huge family, mixed with good ol rednecks, Cubans and Colombians,,,all legal...are solid Trump one or two Cruz and my elderly MIL is for Rubio cuz he is cute LOL.

This should make the Hate Hispanics/Catholics gang heads explode.


66 posted on 11/26/2015 3:40:17 PM PST by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l)
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To: MtnClimber

I have a few... that voted for Obama twice. They even lost jobs had layoffs. Now, they actually think someone is a woman hater if they don’t vote for the witch. They also think Hillary will have an economy like slick Willy. It is frightening.


67 posted on 11/26/2015 5:21:28 PM PST by GOPAreDemProgressives
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To: al baby

What if the enemy happens to be extended family?


68 posted on 11/26/2015 5:21:29 PM PST by GOPAreDemProgressives
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To: GOPAreDemProgressives

Well they are not extended an invite


69 posted on 11/26/2015 5:22:56 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: MtnClimber

Pull my shirt up and drape it over my gun to make it open carry - then tell them their opinions can wait until dessert and coffee and be restricted to the safe area at the end of the driveway (which is 100 yards long).


70 posted on 11/27/2015 3:20:09 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: VanDeKoik
When did it become a thing for people to show up at these and start arguments?

That always has been the way of my family. I don't associate with the ultra liberal factions of my family. They are hateful.

71 posted on 11/27/2015 5:17:42 AM PST by GingisK
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To: Dilbert San Diego

It’s always “your uncle.” As if there’s only one and he’s a crazy old coot. Obama uses this terminology: Don’t listen to your crazy old uncle. The man is no doubt the best-informed person at the table.

I think there is something going on to outnumber, outshout, and mob-rule these people, in front of the children.

Prophets are not social butterflies and should stay away from the people with the big mouths and the closed eyes.


72 posted on 11/27/2015 5:27:02 AM PST by firebrand
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To: MtnClimber

How I felt not celebrating Thanksgiving with family:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRX3r25I_4A


73 posted on 11/27/2015 5:48:01 AM PST by firebrand
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