5 Ways to Survive Thanksgiving Dinner Sitting Across From Your Sanctimonious Left-Wing Relatives

PJMedia ^ | 26 Nov, 2015 | Megan Fox

[MtnClimber]

Anti-Socialism Plan When your twenty-year-old nephew emerges from his safe space and wants to start talking about the benefits of socialism and Bernie Sanders, immediately take his plate and redistribute his food to the dogs. Leave him with the green bean casserole and half a roll. If he complains, tell him he had an overprivileged plate and he's a greedy bastard for not wanting to share with the less fortunate animals in the house who don't have thumbs or the ability to work to buy their own turkey. Be prepared to use the safe space again.

[al baby]

I don’t break bread with the enemy

[MtnClimber]

DNC talking points for Thanksgiving political arguements?

[Ann Archy]

Pretty Good!!!

[miss marmelstein]

What I do: absolutely no discussion of politics.

[jsanders2001]

Sorta reminds me of the Steven Crowder Halloween candy redustribution video ...lol

[Blue Jays]

Funny. I especially like the one you excerpted above!

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Punching him in the face and kicking his a$$ out the front door also works.

[dragonblustar]

I don't break bread with the enemy

But you can break wind.....

[Catmom]

My immediate family are full-on, lifetime libs.

I send flowers, cards, and gifts (with few returns, I might add, though the gestures seem to be appreciated).

It keeps the peace and it works.

[joethedrummer]

1. Grab the BIGGEST turkey leg.

2. When a lib starts spouting off, Bonk them on the head with said turkey leg.

3. If they object, raise it up again and announce “objection OVERRULED.”

[right way right]

Just say no to breaking bread with Libs.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

I’m watching the Macy’s parade and everyone is happy and joyful. Blacks and whites together. It’s really a throwback to America of yesteryear.

[ZOOKER]

Recycled response;

ZOOKER to The Looking Spoon
Just don't invite them.
Send regrets explaining you found someone who needed a free meal more than they did.
Extra credit: send selfie of you and homeless man sitting at their place at the table

[9422WMR]

I just ask their source of news. I usually get something like,” oh I don’t watch news, or read news papers, etc.
No reason to argue with someone who’s clueless.

[Bryanw92]

Glock?

[dainbramaged]

What I do: absolutely no discussion of politics
Same here - why ruin the meal? Enjoy the blessings of family and friends.

[max americana]

Mine is Christmas. I even have a leftwing, anti American, union loving brother. Gosh, how many times we went at it..

[max americana]

“My immediate family are full-on, lifetime libs.”

same here. They always try to instigate problems at the table..

[minnesota_bound]

Give them some pie.