Okay, okay-- Thursday Night Feetball finds the Phins at big's Pattyboys and if I am right, they won't have a perfect record anymore--
Regular Sunday Action has my Old Dallas Texans going all London Blitz on the Loinchops--
Vick's Old Dogs cut off some Bucking Ears--
Crab City's Dirty Byrds get back into the saddle riding the Bolts till the whistle blows--
Sorry, Imp, the Viqueens this day eats Da Bear--
Johnny can go back to srinking as Arid Zona takes no Brownstain priisoners--
No relief for Allegra's Texicans as her Old Earlers run wild--
The Ain'ts slip off their sacks and give Manning Lite a headache--
TCU North stays undefeated over the Stoolers--
The 69ers drop the soap but have no fun as the Ewes get their way--
Seven's Waiders are on a roll, downing the Jets in Oakland--
Sunday Night Feetball gives big more grief as Manny Heavy pull off an impossible win over the Packer Wackers--
Monday Night has Cam running rough over the No Luck Ponies--
Indianapolis Colts at Carolina Panthers 8:30
Those banished to the Gay, Lesbo & Bi-Corner this weekend are the Buffalo Chips, Jagoffs, Iggles & Deadskins--
And finally, my Boys get back on track... over the Seahags--
Now, all y'all... get your picks in!
WEEK 8 PICKS for yucks n gory
my inaugural picks were underwhelming though i am still a fan of my 1 and 7 ravens... in every game til the end...
Oct. 29
Miami Dolphins
Nov. 1
Kansas City Chiefs (London) 9:30 AM
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Chicago Bears
Arizona Cardinals
Tennessee Titans
New Orleans Saints
Cincinnati Bengals
St. Louis Rams
New York Jets
Dallas Cowboys
Green Bay Packers
Nov. 2
Indianapolis Colts
Good luck. You're going to need a ton of it!
The Jets were supposed to win last week too. Squish the Fish.
Could my Chief’s win two in a row? Really?
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And 6-0 Carolina Panthers beats AFC South division leader 3-4 Indianapolis Colts at home
The Houston Texans would be tied for the division lead.
Woo-Hoo!! Geaux Texans!
Hey! ...don't laugh!
Well one my future LA teams raiders go over on the Jets
My future LA Chargers going have hard time against their opporant
I think Cheaters going beat up on Fishes
Bender I think your Cowpokes going lose against Seahags
NEW ENGLAND destroys the tuna melt on Thurs
KANSAS CITY lost to the Bears at home and detriot beat them, I’m going with KC though, this is in London? Seriously? Why don’t we ever send good teams to play there?
ATLANTA over Lovie’s landlubbing looters
VIKINGS over my Bears
ARIZONA Old Chi Cardinals over the Browns
RAMS over the 69ers
NY DIET MANNINGS over the Ain’ts
BENGALS over the Steelers
FLACCO wins one over the hopeless dead bolts
TITANS over the Texans
JETS over the Raiders
SEA over Dallas
PACKERS hand Sr. Manning his first loss
FIG NEWTONS over the Colts
Oct. 29
Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots 8:25 The Phish have shown some life under their new interim coach. But that won't continue in Foxboro tonight. Patriots.
Nov. 1
Detroit Lions at Kansas City Chiefs (London) 9:30 AM Another London game???? Gotta say I love these as the game is on at a decent time. I have given the Lions more chances than my first wife! No more. Chiefs!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons 1 Falcons at home against the woeful Bucs? Falcons.
San Diego Chargers at Baltimore Ravens 1 Two teams going in the same direction - DOWN. Ravens are the bigger disappointment, although they have been in every game they've played, although (further) they always come up just short. But they are at home against a Bolts team that will be playing Sunday morning Pacific time. Maybe that gives the Nevermores the edge they need. Against all logic - Ravens.
Minnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears 1 Vikings are a rising team. And the Bears, as is usual in the Cutler Era (what a descriptor that is!), the Bears are in disarray. Vikings.
Arizona Cardinals at Cleveland Browns 1 Cards have righted things after that dismal outing in Pittsburgh two weeks ago. The Browns are not playing like pushovers, but not playing like a pushover doesn't mean winning either. Cards.
Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans 1 I can't figure out either of these teams. They win when they should lose, lose when they should win. So which should win this week and I'll pick the opposite! Texans.
New York Giants at New Orleans Saints 1Both of these teams are playing well after horrendous starts. The Saints used to be great at home. will they be again this week? Okay, maybe not great, but good enough to beat Eli and Company. Saints.
Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers 1 A good test for the Bengals and who is playing QB for the Steelers? Bengals stay unbeaten. Bengals.
San Francisco 49ers at St. Louis Rams 1 Rams are up and down like a yo-yo so far. But they have enough for the Niners in St Louis. Rams.
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders 4:05 It's a ho-hum game on the road for the Jay-EE-Tee-Ess, but I submit that after last week's loss against NE, this is a must win and will tell a lot about the New York Green Men. Jets!
Seattle Seahawks at Dallas Cowboys 4:25Cowboys need to stop the bleeding. So do the Sea-Hags. Improbably, the 'Boys do. Cowboys.
Green Bay Packers at Denver Broncos* 8:30 Somehow, despite terrible play from Peyton Manning, the Broncos are unbeaten. That comes to an end Sunday evening when Aaron and the Packers come to town. Packers.
Nov. 2
Indianapolis Colts at Carolina Panthers 8:30The Colts are falling apart - last year's blowout by the Pats in the playoffs (and all the Deflategate hoopla) seems to be a watershed moment for the franchise. They have not beaten any team outside of the AFC South so far this season, and that fact will remain true after this game. Panthers.
Egads!
Gadzooks!
Had my picks and lost them.
I found them in the trunk of James Carville’s Lincoln town-car (along with 1000 votes for Obama dated November 2016).
Although you (Bender2) and I know that I would have taken the “Brady Demolition” crew, we must discount last night’s results because of timing.
Here’s the rest:
WEEK 8 PICKS SO FAR
Oct. 29
New England Patriots
Nov. 1
Kansas City Chiefs (London)
!sigh!
Atlanta Falcons
San Diego Chargers - Toss up goes to the Rivers Dancers
Minnesota Vikings - That Teddy Pendergas fellow continues to impress
Arizona Cardinals
Houston Texans - Texans got something to prove
New York Giants
Cincinnati Bengals - Another toss-up
St. Louis Rams - Neener, neener, neener!
Oakland Raiders - Playoffs? Are you talking playoffs?
Seattle Seahawks - Sorry Bendy, the SeaHags are pissed off.
Green Bay Packers - Rodgers! Discount Double Check!
Carolina Panthers
Byes: Buffalo, Jacksonville, Philadelphia, Washington
Gee, I’ll take: Buffalo, Jacksonville, Philadelphia, Washington
I had NE on Thursday so I am 1-0. Today’s picks:
Chiefs
Falcons
Bolts
Browns
Bears
Titans
Saints
Bengals
Rams
Jets
Seahawks
Packers
MNF: Carolina