Dead, fat sea lions filled with DDT.
Those damn sea lions were eating dead insects in the ocean and the insects were filled with DDT.
Stupid condors feasting on the bloated bodies of fat, DDT filled sea lions.
The horror.....the horror.....
It was global warming.
Global warming created DDT that the poor, fat sea lions slurped up like macaroni salad at a family picnic.
Families of fat sea lions slurping up DDT and then competing in the gunny sack race just before they die at their family reunion and then get gobbled up by stupid condors who lay wimpy eggs so that some pencil-necked geek in California can climb up to the condor nest with his laser egg shell thickness measuring machine and fall out on his head.