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We've replaced this camel's normal coffee with Folger's Crystals.

1 posted on 10/14/2015 10:41:33 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

What day is it!!


2 posted on 10/14/2015 10:43:31 AM PDT by scottinoc
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To: nickcarraway

One hump or two?


3 posted on 10/14/2015 10:44:29 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: nickcarraway

I used to enjoy a Camel with a good cup of coffee.


4 posted on 10/14/2015 10:45:16 AM PDT by Moltke
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To: Slings and Arrows

He replaced the mule.

5 posted on 10/14/2015 10:47:16 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

They are probably both wives of the same guy.


7 posted on 10/14/2015 10:52:47 AM PDT by GingisK
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To: nickcarraway

That’s strange. My camel never asks for a 2nd cup of coffee at home.


8 posted on 10/14/2015 10:54:53 AM PDT by albie
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To: nickcarraway
the koran warns of unauthorized feeding of the local brothel..

off with her head!!

10 posted on 10/14/2015 10:56:03 AM PDT by SGCOS
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To: nickcarraway

Do they both have the same husband?


13 posted on 10/14/2015 11:02:49 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: nickcarraway


14 posted on 10/14/2015 11:05:57 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: nickcarraway

“We’re here at the oasis, where we’ve secretly replaced the fine coffee they usually serve with Folgers Crystals. Let’s see if a camel can tell the difference!”


15 posted on 10/14/2015 11:06:08 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: nickcarraway

The wife and I were out walking the fence line one day, and I had a cup of coffee in my hand. She’d taken along a couple of carrots for the neighbor’s horse, and he’d heard us coming and was waiting for us at the corner post. She petted him and gave him the carrots, which he appreciated. Then he spotted that cup of coffee, reached down an put his mouth over it, and just like that it was a quarter of a cup of coffee. And slimey.


16 posted on 10/14/2015 11:08:23 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: nickcarraway
"Midnight Midday At The Oasis."
17 posted on 10/14/2015 11:12:19 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: nickcarraway

In the Islamic view, one is a valuable beast of burden, hardy and reliable. The other is a camel. :)


19 posted on 10/14/2015 11:25:27 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves (Heteropatriarchal Capitalist)
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To: nickcarraway
Saudia Arabia...barbed wire...is it the female or the camel that's behind the fence...?

[you had to think for a second, didn't ya...&^D)

20 posted on 10/14/2015 11:29:04 AM PDT by SGCOS
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To: nickcarraway

I see too much wrist! Stone the harlot!

Quote from: “Muhammed Mohammed Mahammed”


22 posted on 10/14/2015 11:57:20 AM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: nickcarraway

And then the camel had a cigarette.


29 posted on 10/14/2015 2:47:18 PM PDT by Rocko
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To: nickcarraway
Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.


31 posted on 10/14/2015 5:18:53 PM PDT by Rodamala
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If you're ever in that situation, here are some mugs you can use...

       

33 posted on 10/14/2015 5:33:23 PM PDT by Heart-Rest ( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
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