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1 posted on 10/08/2015 12:26:43 PM PDT by beaversmom
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You can’t make up stuff like this.


2 posted on 10/08/2015 12:28:16 PM PDT by Eagles6 ( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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I hope there’s pictures of this guy laying on the floor.


3 posted on 10/08/2015 12:29:04 PM PDT by Ray76
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A whole generation or two of morons, wow.


4 posted on 10/08/2015 12:29:07 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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"I said 'hi' and she said 'yeah, I guess I am.'"

--Ariel, by Dean Freeman.

5 posted on 10/08/2015 12:29:07 PM PDT by Steely Tom (Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
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He doesn’t need a drug dealer, he needs a baby sitter.
What? No Chocolate Ding Dongs?


6 posted on 10/08/2015 12:29:09 PM PDT by lee martell
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Comfortably Numb?


7 posted on 10/08/2015 12:29:41 PM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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“When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I’ve got that feeling once again
I can’t explain you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.”


8 posted on 10/08/2015 12:30:20 PM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth....Perhaps we should shoot him."

10 posted on 10/08/2015 12:30:51 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Don’t worry.....they’ll make more.


11 posted on 10/08/2015 12:31:16 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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Instead of sleeping it off he calls 911? I would have called Domino’s myself.


12 posted on 10/08/2015 12:31:39 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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“they found him on the floor “in a fetal position,” surrounded by, “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”

In that case, I agree with his self-assessment: he was definitely too high.


13 posted on 10/08/2015 12:32:01 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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Oh gosh, I just laughed in my cube very loudly.

There’s no way in heck I’m gonna share this with my coworkers!


14 posted on 10/08/2015 12:32:13 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
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Any word on how long the officers sat in his car...with the windows up???


15 posted on 10/08/2015 12:32:32 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Beware the Wisconsin Weasel - GOPe Plan B)
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18 posted on 10/08/2015 12:34:47 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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If he’d had a gallon of chocolate milk he could have just ridden it ou.


21 posted on 10/08/2015 12:37:33 PM PDT by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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Dude.


22 posted on 10/08/2015 12:38:22 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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But pot’s not harmful to your brain and has no devastating effects according to people who smoke it.../s


23 posted on 10/08/2015 12:44:26 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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Munchie OD. :-)


24 posted on 10/08/2015 12:44:51 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies

Clearly these should be banned.

26 posted on 10/08/2015 12:45:58 PM PDT by ConservingFreedom (a "guest worker" is a stateless person with no ties to any community, only to his paymaster)
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https://soundcloud.com/search?q=National%20Police%20Blotter

ENJOY!


27 posted on 10/08/2015 12:46:58 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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