[Steely Tom]

"I said 'hi' and she said 'yeah, I guess I am.'"

--Ariel, by Dean Freeman.

[driftless2]

"I said 'hi' and she said 'yeah, I guess I am.'"

I knew a guy who if you said hi to him, he'd say "wish I was." He was actually a pretty nice guy, but yes, a real doper.