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To: Jamestown1630

I was thinking about coyote ugly.

You know, when you go home with a woman you wouldn’t want your friends to see you with and at 3 in the morning you realized that she is snuggled up close to you, has a hold of your arm so you can’t get away and like an animal in the grip of a trap, you quietly, so as not to wake her, knaw your arm off to free yourself and leave


63 posted on 09/14/2015 7:21:19 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome

>>u quietly, so as not to wake her, knaw your arm off to free yourself and leave<<

You know it was REALLY bad when you then gnaw off your other to make sure you never do that again


69 posted on 09/14/2015 8:21:15 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The 17th Amendment was the beginning of the end. The end was the 19th ;) Thank God for the 21st!)
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To: Vendome

Very Funny.

All I’m sayin’ is: Men and Women are very different.

If it’s beyond you to give some SNUGGLES, kisses, and a little talk to your Lady, after sex, then maybe you really need to refine your lovemaking skills.

Otherwise, you will wind up ‘not getting any’ after the first few times - unless it’s extremely resentful sex, from a woman who doesn’t respect herself, OR you. I guarantee you, that will NOT be very interesting sex!

And if you continue in that way, you’re going to always wind up with nasty wolverines, like the ones your post suggests that you are used to.

Just a thought :-)

-JT


70 posted on 09/14/2015 8:21:15 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, If you can keep it.")
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