[nickcarraway]

When you get to upset, you should just wok out.

[Cold Heat]

Never insult the chef while you are still within arms reach.

[DannyTN]

Eggplant is not beef. Not is this world or any other.

[dfwgator]

Never kill a customer.

[rdl6989]

Eggplant beef couldn’t be worse than tofu bacon.

[faithhopecharity]

anybody who orders Eggplant=anything
has no cause to complain

[Gamecock]

Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!

[Exit148]

Is the word “beef” used as a “complaint” word?

Or did the beef taste like chicken?

[MarvinStinson]

Supposedly the worst insult you can give a cook is that the food was burned.

But I got a worse one.

When I was going to college I made a meal for a school friend of mine who lived far out of town and had to play some solos in a concert that night.

I was an expert an making hamburger and boiled potatoes.

I cooked the hamburger very slowly and I cooked the boiled potatoes just right.

Other people who sampled my cooking always said, “How do you make that taste so good? It tastes like candy.”

But this guy ate, then suddenly got up and headed to the bathroom, where he threw up.

I have to say, I was insulted.

[ozzymandus]

Hop Sing used to get pretty upset with the Cartwrights, too

[a fool in paradise]

Slugs, snarks, eggplants, and beef. Dinner is served. Enjoy!

[LonePalm]

The dearly departed Judy Carne would have said, "It maybe eggplant to you but it's Moussaka to me."

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)