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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 09/11/2015 6:13:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP 61! (oh god I’m so late...)
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posted on
09/11/2015 10:59:31 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
I think lightning storm will be the NCAA Football champion this year. In the games it has played, it is 3-0, the best record in college football. None of its opponents have finished the game.
62
posted on
09/11/2015 11:09:47 AM PDT
by
Ingtar
(Capitulation is the enemy of Liberty, or so the recent past has shown.)
To: relentlessly
63
posted on
09/11/2015 11:32:54 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.
The baby wouldn’t take it, so she said: “Come on, eat it all up or ... I’ll have to give it to this nice man here.”
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, “Come on, honey. Take it or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”
A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out: “Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!”
64
posted on
09/11/2015 11:44:11 AM PDT
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: Lucky9teen
65
posted on
09/11/2015 12:36:24 PM PDT
by
Baynative
(Liberty lost is a high price to pay for the experiment of socialism.)
To: Ingtar
Speaking of lightning storm...
66
posted on
09/11/2015 1:33:38 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
67
posted on
09/11/2015 1:45:50 PM PDT
by
Ingtar
(Capitulation is the enemy of Liberty, or so the recent past has shown.)
To: John O
68
posted on
09/11/2015 2:21:56 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(Drinking buddies and BFFs: Satan, nobama and the AntiChrist. Different subject: Go CRUZ!)
To: Lucky9teen
Came up several million short, though.
69
posted on
09/11/2015 2:27:14 PM PDT
by
fantail 1952
( So long, America! It's been great while it lasted.)
To: Lucky9teen
It's been an odd silliness thread today, Lucky. A bit of bickering.
70
posted on
09/11/2015 4:05:14 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(To liberals, Treason Is the New Patriotism)
To: llevrok
71
posted on
09/11/2015 6:58:16 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Travis T. OJustice
72
posted on
09/12/2015 1:06:36 PM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(Honor the Commandments because they're not suggestions; stop gambling on forgiveness.)
To: Travis T. OJustice
To: Lucky9teen
Best laugh I had all week !
74
posted on
09/13/2015 9:43:03 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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