To: Enlightened1
It’s much safer to take a selfie with a camera.
2 posted on
09/02/2015 4:48:02 AM PDT by
Hieronymus
( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
To: Enlightened1
Uh—I guess it’s safe to say that this guy is not the brightest bulb in the box……...
3 posted on
09/02/2015 4:48:53 AM PDT by
basil
To: Enlightened1
5 posted on
09/02/2015 4:52:41 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Enlightened1
Maybe instead of saying, Hold muh beer" he should have said, "Hold muh snake"....
For some reason it reminds me of the old joke about the drunk who was playing cards. he went to the bathroom and when he came back he had forgot to zip it up and it laid out on the table as he used it as a brace to steady himself. One of the other drunks saw it and said, A snake!" The owner said, Kill it!" Another smashed his beer bottle down on it and the owner cried, "It bit me! Hit it again!"
6 posted on
09/02/2015 4:55:28 AM PDT by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
To: Enlightened1
Alex Gomez is now a Hiss-panic.
7 posted on
09/02/2015 4:59:10 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: Enlightened1
Darwin Award Honorable Mention - if he survives. Dumba$$.
10 posted on
09/02/2015 5:04:44 AM PDT by
tgusa
(gun control: hitting your target.)
To: Enlightened1
Just another liberal “Dim”ocrat identifying himself by his own stupidity
To: Enlightened1
13 posted on
09/02/2015 5:47:15 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Enlightened1
Probably a pot heat... smoke that!
14 posted on
09/02/2015 6:27:14 AM PDT by
dps.inspect
(rage against the Obama machine...lief systems)
To: Enlightened1
That’s the picture? How is that a “selfie”? Neither of his hands are holding the camera or a selfie stick.
15 posted on
09/02/2015 7:27:34 AM PDT by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: Enlightened1
“There ain’t no cure for stupid”. Ron White
17 posted on
09/02/2015 7:58:26 AM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: Enlightened1
This story was posted about a week ago.
I contend that people are getting dumber and dumber.
I just don't remember adult men acting like this when I was a kid.
To: Enlightened1
[Channeling Darwin]: "Damn! Missed him by THAT much!
19 posted on
09/02/2015 9:06:59 AM PDT by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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