'Suicides' over Ashley Madison hack

bbc.com ^ | August 24, 2015 | Chris Baraniuk

[Morgana]

Two individuals associated with the leak of Ashley Madison customer details are reported to have taken their lives, according to police in Canada.

The police revealed the news at a press conference in Toronto but gave no further information about the deaths.

Ashley Madison's Canadian parent company Avid Life Media is offering a C$500,000 (£240,000) reward for information about the hackers, they added.

Over 33m account details were stolen.

Ashley Madison is a dating website which offers users the opportunity to have an affair.

Addressing the hackers, known as The Impact Team, acting staff superintendent Bryce Evans of the Toronto police said: "I want to make it very clear to you your actions are illegal and we will not be tolerating them. This is your wake-up call."

[b4its2late]

Hahaha. I like to recycle.

[b4its2late]

Hehehe.

[The_Republic_Of_Maine]

Anyone know how to search by name instead of email address?

[Cats Pajamas]

If it wasn’t for us women teaching all you guys how to speak English instead of grunting and how to eat with forks, ya’ll would still be in the cave fulltime. LOL. Does your wife call you a troglodyte?

[Popman]

I really don’t get Ashley Madison, at least from the guy POV...

In any major city you can hook up with a high end working girl...for under a $1,000 easy...not that would know...

Way less than half your property and a painful divorce...when you get caught cheating with a girl who has no problem cheating her self...

[fr_freak]

If it wasn’t for us women teaching all you guys...how to eat with forks, ya’ll would still be in the cave fulltime.

Bwahaha. Men invented forks.

[VanDeKoik]

Judging by the photo, that’s not the CN Tower, that is some guy she walked by an hour ago.

[VanDeKoik]

And virtually everything else, especially all of the gizmos that has made women’s lives almost effortless.

[b4its2late]

LOL

[Cats Pajamas]

Men might have discovered the fork but “An Italian historian recorded a dinner at which a Venetian noblewoman used a fork of her own design,” Charles Panati write in The Extraordinary Origins of Ordinary Things, “and incurred the rebuke of several clerics present for her ‘excessive sign of refinement.’ The woman died days after the meal, supposedly from the plague, but clergymen preached that her death was divine punishment, a warning to others contemplating the affectation of a fork.” Women had teach men everything. Your caves are nice because of us. Duh women had to teach men about the sex too. Eve did it first and then taught Adam. What's done is done. LOL. Be appreciative of the upscale caves.

[vetvetdoug]

The hackers published the names and addresses of all the members in our state last night. There is a physician in our town that has been caught by his wife several times committing adultery and each time she got a new car, new jewelry, new house and many trips. I wonder what she’s going to get this time?

[Steely Tom]

"... noted by the red arrow."

I wouldn't want an arrow - or any other sharp object - to get anywhere near those.

[Cats Pajamas]

If women didn’t plant the seeds for these gizmos in those brains of yours, you guys would still be sitting in the dirt in your loincloths, poking fires and lighting expelled gas. LOL

[VanDeKoik]

If women are that insightful, then why didn’t they invent the stuff themselves?

[fr_freak]

Men might have discovered the fork...

See, that's one of the differences between male and female psychology. Men didn't discover the fork - they invented it. Something didn't exist, so they created it to fulfill a need (probably because some woman was complaining about having to eat the raw meat the men killed with her hands). The Venetian woman merely modified an existing thing. I can't tell what's going on in the picture, but if she enhanced the fork by putting a pink bow with a smiley face on it, and then claimed to have invented the fork, I wouldn't blame the clergy at all. Gosh, those uppity womenses.

[b4its2late]

LOL

[elcid1970]

One version of the fork was invented by Fijiian cannibals as a four-pronged wooden utensil used at “long pig” banquets.

See eBay for souvenir cannibal forks.

Unknown as to whether it was Fijiian women who created the fork after watching their menfolk eating human flesh with their hands, and so provided the implement which made these occasions more genteel.

“Here, ya big cannibal, use this!”

[Cats Pajamas]

Because ya’ll were made from the dirt which is why you are supposed to be messing with the dirt, making things. We were made for higher things. We were made from man’s marrow. I actually find this thread very hilariously ironic, seeing that it started with Ashley Madison cheaters and progressed to boobs posting about boobs. Women rule the world, we just let you all think you do. Behind every great man there is a spectacular woman. Benjamin Franklin was a world class mind as we all know but he was immature enough that his wife called him her child.