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To: Cats Pajamas
If it wasn’t for us women teaching all you guys...how to eat with forks, ya’ll would still be in the cave fulltime.

Bwahaha. Men invented forks.
26 posted on 08/24/2015 10:16:11 AM PDT by fr_freak
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To: fr_freak

And virtually everything else, especially all of the gizmos that has made women’s lives almost effortless.


28 posted on 08/24/2015 10:18:35 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: fr_freak
Men might have discovered the fork but “An Italian historian recorded a dinner at which a Venetian noblewoman used a fork of her own design,” Charles Panati write in The Extraordinary Origins of Ordinary Things, “and incurred the rebuke of several clerics present for her ‘excessive sign of refinement.’ The woman died days after the meal, supposedly from the plague, but clergymen preached that her death was divine punishment, a warning to others contemplating the affectation of a fork.” Women had teach men everything. Your caves are nice because of us. Duh women had to teach men about the sex too. Eve did it first and then taught Adam. What's done is done. LOL. Be appreciative of the upscale caves.
30 posted on 08/24/2015 10:44:56 AM PDT by Cats Pajamas (Romans 1:18-32 ..............God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things.....)
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