"This is the local OBAMACARE Coordinator. You've already had two cups of coffee this morning and this coffee maker will not be operational until 0530 tomorrow. May we suggest some Michelle Obama Vegetable Mix Smoothies?"
Six months later:
"This is the local OBAMACARE Coordinator. You are no longer authorized to injest any beverages with caffein and this smart coffee machine has been deactivated. You must drink 12 fluid ounces of delicious Michelle Obama Vegetable Mix Smothies. You have fifteen seconds to open the refrigerator and remove the delicious Michelle Obama Vegetable Mix Smoothie carton and pour 12 fluid ounces into a glass, and another sixty seconds to injest it into your alimentary canal before putting the empty glass into the smart dishwasher.WARNING! WARNING! Due to your previous attempt at disposing of the delicious Michelle Obama Vegetable Mix Smoothie down the sink, the plumbing has been reprogrammed to note any such disposal. Any such attempt will result in an infraction tax of $100 assessed on your Income Tax. Note that your toilet and bathroom plumbing is being monitored as well.
Have a healthy day."
Post of the Day...!
Crass and total violation of the KISS Principle.
No sale at any of my establishments. End of comment.