I have to get around to starting my own Church.
It will be called The Church of Whatever Floats Your Boat.
Are you old enough to remember, “The Church Of What’s Happening Now”?
Flip Wilson.
I think the United Church of Canada already has dibs on that; or at least the concept.
It’s like the late L. Ron Hubbard said, “If you really want to make money, start your own religion.”
The dude was bat-s**t crazy, but he certainly knew what he was talking about. Founded the ‘Church of Scientology’, worth millions of dollars. Lived like a playboy king till he died.
Yeah, better watch out for them lightnin’ strikes.