Naked Man Runs Along Highway After Causing 6-Car Pile-Up [Cincinnati]

www.nbcnewyork.com ^ | 08/07/2015 | Satff

[Red Badger]

A naked man ran down Cincinnati's Interstate 71 after causing a six-car pile-up, authorities say.

Video at link....................

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[Reddy]

A LOT of Freepers on this thread were following the time honored FR tradition of posting without reading the article ;)

[the OlLine Rebel]

You know, y’all could read/view the story.

He was naked in a car, driving like a damn fool hot down the shoulder during a traffic jam, and hit a bunch of people on the way down the shoulder as it slimmed for the bridge abutments.

Somehow he got out of his totally wrecked overturned truck and just ran away from the scene.

[Misterioso]

This is why I never drive naked.

[Tijeras_Slim]

“Don’t look Ethyl!”

[Darksheare]

“Oh Emm Gee, Becky! Do you, like, see this? Let’s tweet about it!” *SMASH!*

[Darksheare]

Ah, the infamous San Fran pig piles amidst the hobo tea smell and sidewalk road apples.

[b4its2late]

#NakedBlackMenRunningDownAHighwayLivesMatter

[Fester Chugabrew]

I thought past tense for “streak” is “stroke.”

[momtothree]

“I streaked back in the day when it was a fad...”

Pictures or it didn’t happen. :)

[Buckeye McFrog]

Baby, if you’ve ever wondered
Wondered what ever became of me
I’m jogging in the buff in Cincinnati
Cincinnati, WKRP

Never thought of covering up my package
Town to town, up and down the dial

Maybe nudity’s not a good look for me
But next month’s Arbitron will make us smile

I’m at WKRP in Cincinnati

[ponygirl]

He needs a Jog Strap: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gmJ_4_WcGLA

[JoeProBono]

[I want the USA back]

He did not cause the accident. He provided an occasion for the accident to happen. The inattention of drivers led them to collide.

[RetSignman]

[was it Trump...]

No, it was Leslie Graham, he distracted the driver in the midst of releasing the guy’s tension.

[GeronL]

lol

[Resolute Conservative]

I was always concerned about shrinkage and certain thing not being everything it could be...

[IYAS9YAS]

You don’t have to be a psychologist to see this guys nuts

Do you have any idea, any idea at all, how much ice-cold iced-tea hurts when traveling through one's nasal cavity?

[xrmusn]

You don’t have to be a psychologist to see this guys nuts
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If he be nekkid - as reported - don’t even have to be a member of the Medical Profession....

[the OlLine Rebel]

Uh, no. Again, view the story.

He most definitely was the one who crashed into everyone else. Not their faults.

[AndrewB]