Did you know there are 17 Democrats who have declared their candidacy?
Posted on 08/07/2015 5:35:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Clinton - "At this point, what difference does it make?"
*Pretty much sums up all of her scandals and atrocities.
Bernie Sanders - "when one thinks about the long march of human history, it is no small thing that democratic countries like Finland exist that operate under egalitarian principles, which have virtually abolished poverty, which provide almost-free healthcare to all, and free education through graduate school."
*People with brains, do not want a self described socialist.
Lincoln Chafee - "Let's join the rest of the world and go metric."
*Nuff said
Martin O'Malley - "Nothing says jobs like transvaginal probes."
*Wait.........what?
Howell Astor - Shares little personal information on his campaign website beyond his name and that fact that he is happily married and has a college-aged stepdaughter. He does not discuss his place of residence, academic credentials, or employment history. Even his current occupation goes undisclosed.
*A total unknown and seems to prefer to stay that way
Morrison Bonpasse - “The monetary unions of the twenty-first century, and those which survived the twentieth, are the milestones on the path to the future, and to the Global Monetary Union.”
*Yeh...just what we need....a one world currency.
Jeff Boss - believes the U.S. Government planned and executed the terror attacks on 9/11 to steal “a trillion dollars worth of oil” and to create the Patriot Act.
*Truther Alert!!! Truther Alert!!!
Harry Braun - has organized his 2016 Democratic Presidential Campaign as a Constitutional Convention to change the USA from being a bribery-based oligarchic Republic to a majority-rule Democracy that will make government secrecy and bribery illegal, by using the Article V Citizen Ballot on this website to both pass and ratify the Democracy Amendment he has proposed.
*Good luck with that Harry. Not gonna happen, kind of like your candidacy
Andy Caffrey - his 2016 Presidential campaign will give out “Caffrey for President” rolling papers.
*Roll em, if you got em
Willie Carter - Willie Felix Carter ran for President in 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, and is presently running for president for 2016.
*8th time's the charm?
Lloyd Kelso - I am a Democrat family law attorney who understands your frustration with a Republican Party which has no chance of victory. I support preserving Social Security and Medicare, but oppose borrow, tax and spend policies.
*But we're supposed to believe he's different than ALL the other Democrats. Uh-huh.........right!
Doug Shreffler - "My allegiance rests in the American people, and not any political party or ideal."
*If that were true, he wouldn't be a Democrat.
Michael Steinberg - An advocate for a government that addresses the concerns of all Americans, and a government that is smarter and more efficient.
*Another big govt is the solution guy...except this is the liberal utopian dream that will never be realized.
Jim Webb - A politician who has claimed both parties and who believes in bi-partisan solutions.
*So...he's trans-political? LOL
Robby Wells - Proposes Eaglenomics: which has determined that the best results come from combining left wing economics, right wing economics, the business free market, and government programs.
*Still promoting big government and that govt is the solution...something Democrats do best.
Willie Wilson - “To the whiteys here, I’m letting you know, I ain’t prejudiced".
*Ermegerd.....That's Racist!
Brad Winslow - Winslow proposes the creation of a new chamber of government, the Public House, to be staffed entirely by unpaid or modestly paid volunteers, and whose purpose would be popular oversight of elected politicians.
*Great, just what we need....MORE govt departments. Hey Brad, we have THREE BRANCHES for a reason.
And possibly Joe Biden - "Stand up, Chuck!" (said to a man in a wheelchair)
*The comedy will never end with him, to be sure.
TALK ABOUT UNKNOWNS AND "CLOWN CAR"....
And we have our own clowns in the "establishment", to be sure
Top 25...been a while
Top fifty woot
Catholics?
My father was "Mr. Music" for that show. He was the audio Tech for the Television station it was produced at.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence.
He pulls him out and says, “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”
The Mexican man pleads with him, “No, noooo, Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!”
The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him, and says “OK, I’ll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence.”
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The three words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence.”
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says,
“OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I pink it up, and sez yellow?”
Declared 2016 Democratic Presidential Candidate
Chicago businessman, philanthropist and recording artist
Declared 2016 Democratic Presidential Candidate Willie Wilson
Willie Wilson is a classic rags-to-riches American success story. The poor Louisiana boy who fled conditions he considered to be virtual slavery and once worked as a janitor for $2 an hour eventually came to own the stores he used to mop. Now, a self-made man, he brings a liberal voice to the presidential race.
The Democrats must be thanking Gaia for that. If not for Willie, who?
Her. I like her.
LOL
Dad is struggling to get his son’s kite to fly.
Wife comes out on the porch and watches for a few minutes. Then she hollers, “You need more tail!”
Dad mutters to himself, “That figures, last night she told me to go fly a kite.
I went inside and there was no one there.
Crap...really? Stupid picture size. I hate it when that happens and I don’t hit “preview” before posting....sheesh
She is rather fetching, but she might be prone to serious maxillofacial injuries.
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