[IYAS9YAS]

They should issue a recall cuz it ain't cheese, not cuz you could choke on the wrapper.

I've had wheel bearing grease taste better on a sammich than that.

[Gamecock]

I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.

[PROCON]

The company said it has received 10 complaints and three reports of choking.

[goodwithagun]

It’s not cheese.

[Veggie Todd]

The company said it has received 10 complaints and three reports of choking.

That just means there are 13 idiots out there that should be taken out of the gene pool.

[GeronL]

3-4 pound packages?

Who can afford that any more?

[smoothsailing]

10 complaints? 3 alleged choking incidents?

Good Grief.

How many millions of Kraft cheese slices are consumed each year?

I’ve got some of the American cheese slices in my fridge right now. Perfect for cheeseburgers on the grill! Melts the cheese and the plastic!!! 8^)

[I want the USA back]

Big companies paying for people’s stupidity.

[libertarian27]

Best thing to do with Kraft singles (sans wrapper)
http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=453608
Crispy Cheese Crackers
“Fold split one square of cheese into 16 tiny squares. Arrange on a sheet of parchment paper in somewhat of a ring around the edges of the paper.
Don’t place the cheese squares too close together or they’ll stick to each other.
Don’t place any in the center of the paper or they will burn before the outer squares are done.
Microwave on HIGH about 65 seconds, or until the crackers are well-browned, but not burnt.
Remove the parchment from microwave and let the crackers cool slightly before removing them from the paper.”

[Organic Panic]

That stuff is “cheese”?

[arthurus]

It's not cheese. It is American Cheese-like Substance.

No biological entities have been harmed in its manufacture.

[Terry L Smith]

That’s why I buy Tillamook deli-cut cheese.

[Popman]

That crap isn’t cheese...

[dfwgator]

Behold the Power of Cheese!