1 posted on
07/24/2015 12:32:05 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
“Messa Mike-Mike Jackson.”
To: BenLurkin
Play him or 'play' with him? ;-)
3 posted on
07/24/2015 12:35:05 PM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: BenLurkin
It would have been an appropriate role for him.
Better yet...one of the aliens in that freak show bar on Tatooine.
To: BenLurkin
He could also have played a transgendered ET.
5 posted on
07/24/2015 12:36:21 PM PDT by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: BenLurkin
Possibly the only way fans could hate Jar Jar more than they do.
To: BenLurkin
I guess the makeup and prosthetics would have been easy with Michael since he could easily detach his ears and nose.
7 posted on
07/24/2015 12:38:42 PM PDT by
Marko413
To: BenLurkin
I hear Lucas turned him down because he looked too bizarre to be an alien.
9 posted on
07/24/2015 12:41:21 PM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: BenLurkin
10 posted on
07/24/2015 12:42:15 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Couples? Same-sex COUPLES?! Don't be such a narrow-minded hate-filled clusterphobe.)
To: BenLurkin
Meesa tinkin heesa homo. How rude!
12 posted on
07/24/2015 12:45:14 PM PDT by
humblegunner
(NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
To: BenLurkin
They told me that I almost got the part of Han Solo in the original Star Wars.
I’d have had it if like every other male on the planet suddenly died or something.
15 posted on
07/24/2015 1:02:46 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: BenLurkin
Is it so difficult to believe that a really odd person would want to play a really odd character?
To: BenLurkin
Years ago, the Glenn Beck crew did a Star Wars gallery with different politicians as the characters. Cynthia McKinney was Jar Jar. The photo was very funny, the whole gallery was funny.
17 posted on
07/24/2015 2:00:55 PM PDT by
Dawn53Fl
To: BenLurkin
MJ just wanted to be around the young padawans.
19 posted on
07/24/2015 3:28:57 PM PDT by
Molon Labbie
(Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
To: BenLurkin; MeshugeMikey
You mean he DIDN'T???
23 posted on
07/24/2015 4:53:06 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
("Psychopathia Sexualis, I'm in love with a horse that comes from Dallas" - Lenny Bruce (1958))
To: BenLurkin
Michael Jackson Wanted to Play Jar Jar Binks, But He Knew That Barack Obama Was Born For The Part
26 posted on
07/24/2015 5:28:40 PM PDT by
kiryandil
(Egging the battleship USS Sarah Palin from their little Progressive rowboats...)
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