[nickcarraway]

Where doi they serve polarburger?

[dfwgator]

So will a Polar Bear hug me if I give up hamburgers?

[humblegunner]

If the poor bastards are dying off we’d better eat ‘em while we got ‘em.

[Cicero]

Polarberger is probably kind of tough, but I wouldn’t mind trying it.

One of our neighbors shot a bear a few years ago, and I heard that the meet was pretty good. But that was a black bear. I think Polar Bears are tougher—and meaner.

[smokingfrog]

It's better barbecued.

[UCANSEE2]

" The polar bear’s Arctic habitat is quickly diminishing, in fact, an estimated 8.6 million acres of ice disappear a year and this rate is only expected to increase along with the temperature of the planet. "

Uh.....

Arctic ice cap GROWING massively, returns to 1980s levels of cover

[Norm Lenhart]

This on the day record arctic ice is reported...

Oh Irony...

[mumblypeg]

But...but I was planning on having hamburger with my ramen noodles!

[BenLurkin]

How the "Green" elites expect that they will live after their putsch:

How you and I (everyone else who is not part of the "green" elite) will live:

[dforest]

There are no polar bears anywhere near where I grill my hamburgers.

If there were, he would eat them....and me.

[colorado tanker]

[Puppage]

Good thing I like cheeseburgers more.

[dfwgator]

There’s a place called the Rainforest that truly sucks ass.....

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/151175/caring-sells

[Melinator]

Is my hamburger killing polar bears? No. But my 7mmRM sure will!

[BerryDingle]

Arctic ice cap GROWING massively, returns to 1980s levels of cover

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3314882/posts

[Rodentking]

Truly unbelievable drivel. Still, a lot of humor potential. Sad people think it is real.

[samtheman]

Starving Polar Bears Need Environmentalists To Eat

[Secret Agent Man]

Since polar bear numbers have dramatically risen the last 30 years I’m gonna say no. They are at the highest levels they have been at in a long time. some say too high.

[OldSmaj]

I'll eat the damn Polar Bear, too.

That's why God gave me these chompers I got.

They shred meat better than they crush vegetation.

And, God gave me a brain good enough to figure out how to make an instrument to not only kill the sucker, but to render it into small enough pieces that I could eat it more comfortably.

And use it's fur to keep me warm.

Ain't God great?

[Drango]

My burger killed a snail darter the other day. It was a vicious attack. Unprovoked. So I made the burger sit in the corner.

Then we had ice cream.

[rdcbn]

Total BS and pretty much the opposite of reality.

To set the record straight Polar Bears are amazing swimmers who have adapted to life on melting ice sheets.

They have an innate sense of direction that allows them to navigate to an and they can swim for very long distances and time without ever touching dry land.

There is documentation that polar bears can swim for at least nine straight days in the open ocean while swimming a distance of 500 miles through the open ocean.

They also can hunt while swimming in the water.

Broken and melting ice sheets are the polar bears favorite habitat because there are seals and other marine life concentrated in the areas where the ice sheet has broken up and there is open water.

Polar bears caught on an open ice sheet have nothing to eat and will eventually starve if they can't find a break in the ice.