Hillary wants to have dinner with me

from Hillary ^ | 7-21-15 | Hillary's team

[doug from upland]

As much as I attack her, this is really surprising. Hillary wants to have dinner with me.

I just received at my email of hillarysfatass@gmail.com, this special message:

Friend --

I'd like to get to know you, and I can't think of a better way to do that than sitting down to dinner together.

Today, if you add your name, you'll be entered for the chance to be flown out with a guest to have dinner with me on the campaign trail.

We don't have to talk politics or get too serious -- no homework assignments before this dinner. I just want to know what's on your mind, and I'd like to thank you for being a part of this team.

The campaign will take care of your travel and accommodations, so you can relax and enjoy our time together.

Add your name right now for the chance to meet me on the campaign trail:

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/dinner-with-hillary/

See you for dinner,

Hillary

[doug from upland]

They got wise by using "Friend" instead of the email name. During the 2008 cycle, I had various names like "My husband is a rapist," and then would send a greeting to --- Dear, My husband is a rapist......

[skeeter]

Use paper plates. Hide the silverware.

[A CA Guy]

For “A CHANCE” to be with her at dinner. Give all your private information and she will be sure to sit you at the George Putnam memorial table where you will then later be taken to where her missing Emails went.

Good luck with that.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

bump

[Aria]

THAT is pretty dang funny.

[Junk Silver]

Now that’s a fine email address. It sounds like you have plenty of room for data storage on that account.

[G Larry]

Doug,....Friend,....

Remember, she already has SS* protection, and your wit would quickly be classed a “threat”, and you’d be in shackles.

*SS - in her case, they are the same.....

[aces]

make sure the dinner is not in the lincoln bedroom, she may go lesbo on em, and take them to Vince Foster park area afterwards

[NEMDF]

Chances are good she’ll walk out and leave you with the check, so order the budget special.

[Stentor]

I’d breathe through a reed while submerged in a stagnant pond for hours in order to avoid having dinner with that gorgon.

[SunkenCiv]

Dine and Dash Opportunity.

Thanks doug from upland.

[rfreedom4u]

Wear a white t-shirt with a red hand print smeared on it under your dinner shirt. At some point during dinner remove the outer shirt.

I’m not sure I could stomach being at a table with Hildabeast.

[red-dawg]

Tell her she can Tweet me @JailHillary.

Seriously.

[Pearls Before Swine]

She doesn’t want dinner with you, she wants to raise funds via the raffle of the dinner ticket. Don’t flatter yourself, LOL.

[doug from upland]

My heart is broken.

[ScottinVA]

Dinner with Hillary...

Will you have to look at her while you eat? You’d like to keep your food down, right?

[howlinhound]

Don’t sit still for too long or she may start gnawing on your ankle.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

I would rather have dinner and drinks with Bill Cosby.
BUT—If given the chance I would tell her this....
Tell the American People what really happened with Bengazi! She quit State right after that. Tell what obama is really like! Tell us how he has sold us down the river with Iran. Give us the TRUTH about your server—E-mails. That would be something. Heck, its all going to be public anyway.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Sorry to be the one to tell you.

[null and void]

Sounds like a great weight loss opportunity. You could lose your appetite for weeks...