You've been warned FReeper chicken kissers!
To: aMorePerfectUnion
2 posted on
07/17/2015 6:35:17 AM PDT by
aMorePerfectUnion
( "Forward lies the crown, and onward is the goal.")
To: Lazamataz
I’ve heard of chicken pluckers, but this...?
3 posted on
07/17/2015 6:36:58 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
To: aMorePerfectUnion
WHEW! Dodged that bullet...
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Chickens are not the most friendly of pets. I had them when I was a kid. With one exception, the highest level of friendliness occurred when I fed them out of my hand... otherwise, they would pretty much keep their distance. The one exception followed me everywhere and was a true pet.
6 posted on
07/17/2015 6:39:53 AM PDT by
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Ok.
This is just stucking fupid.
7 posted on
07/17/2015 6:40:29 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Back in the 1970's, Iran used to call us the "Great Satan". Turns out they were right all along.)
To: aMorePerfectUnion
I’ve been buying fresh-laid eggs from my local farmer’s market. You’ve really got to clean those good! This new fad of market-to-home is great but you’ve gotta educate yourself.
9 posted on
07/17/2015 6:44:27 AM PDT by
miss marmelstein
(Richard the Third: "I should like to drive away not only the Turks (moslims) but all my foes.")
To: aMorePerfectUnion
I always kiss my chickens goodbye...just before supper.
13 posted on
07/17/2015 6:52:30 AM PDT by
moovova
To: aMorePerfectUnion
The real story is: How much do CDC alarmists make per year for issuing stupid warnings such as this? Those of us who grew up on farms never heard of A) kissing a chicken or B) salmonella being spread by chickens. No one we knew ever got sick from proximity to chickens as we filled feeders, picked up the chickens to get to their eggs in the nests, and cleaned their houses.
It takes a bloated federal government with too many fat cat employees who need to issue a warning or regulation every day to justify their jobs to come up with such a ridiculous story as “Don’t Kiss Your Pet Chicken.”
To: aMorePerfectUnion
We've got three - try to keep my emotional distance 'cause when they're done with productive egg laying I've got to kill 'em and cook 'em.
But I'm starting to get to know and like them - different personalities. Dammit.
20 posted on
07/17/2015 7:02:09 AM PDT by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: aMorePerfectUnion
27 posted on
07/17/2015 7:31:07 AM PDT by
Zionist Conspirator
(The "end of history" will be Worldwide Judaic Theocracy.)
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Let’s send it to James T - News You Can Use!
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Some years ago I recall reading a theory about how a flu virus prevalent among chickens crossed the species barrier and came to infect humans. This particular epidemic started in the far east where cock fighting is commonplace. In that region, a fighting cock’s handlers typically suck mucus out of the cock’s beak before a match to clear its airways, especially if it seems to have a cold.
32 posted on
07/17/2015 7:41:20 AM PDT by
PUGACHEV
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Can I choke it?.............................
35 posted on
07/17/2015 8:08:56 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: aMorePerfectUnion; a fool in paradise; Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
chicken don’t have lips!
Possible Undead Thread material here??
37 posted on
07/17/2015 8:12:56 AM PDT by
GeronL
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Thanks. Thanks very much. - Note to self: Self, DO NOT kiss the chicken any more!
38 posted on
07/17/2015 9:00:43 AM PDT by
Twinkie
(John 3:16)
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