Posted on 07/15/2015 11:47:58 AM PDT by Kaslin
When two people come together to form a relationship there are often adjustments in lifestyle that must be made by both parties.
Recently, a man in Virginia was told by his girlfriend that she didn’t care for his dog, giving him the ultimatum that he must choose between her and the animal.
So the man posted an ad to Craigslist explaining the situation and searching for a new home for his soon-to-be ex-companion.
The ad read:
“MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to re-home her.
“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
“So … anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!” (H/T Qpolitical)
True love doesn’t make demands of others, but rather figures out a way to work out problems in a manner both can agree on.
This man understood that the love shared between him and his pet beagle was true, gentle and undemanding, unlike that between him and his girlfriend.
There is a reason that dogs are called “man’s best friend.”
There is something seriously wrong w people who don’t like dogs.
Wanted: Mail order bride who owns boat. Send picture of boat.
Why has the American male been so castrated?
What was the line from the song?......... My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him.
I have a very deep distrust for people who don’t like dogs.
I saw that a few weeks back. But then, how do we know that the lady is furious about it? There is no quote from her.
This man apparently was not...
Feel good post of the day!
She gave him the ultimatum...he should’ve just booted the bitch. Good thing he didn’t marry her.
CLARIFICATION: the NON-CANINE bitch.
Women in charge of school, from day one, where boy behavior is considered a mental illness and needing treatment (drugs), followed by job environments where boys and men as pushed aside in favor of the affirmative action females. . .told they have unfair advantage because they are male.
Spend your entire life being told you are unfairly privileged, subject to accusations of rape and prosecution without evidence, medicated when young for wanting to play and climb trees. . .
But that's just my opinion.
Bump...
I’d take a bullet for my dog...who happens to be also named Molly...
My wife would never make me choose...
Did you even read it?
A good dog beats a good looking crazy chick any day of the week except Saturday night...
Maybe she’s allergic to the dog.
I like the classic version:
One upon a time a handsome prince asked the beautiful princess to marry him, she said, NO, and he lived happily ever after.
The End.
I agree dogs are the best.
From what I can tell too many have nothing to castrate.
Or jealous of a dog for that matter.
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