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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 07/10/2015 6:20:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: fredhead
Well, I'm a standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona ...

But what's happening in the 2nd floor window?

And is that a bald eagle on the left window ledge?

61 posted on 07/10/2015 9:11:46 AM PDT by TexasCajun (Hillary: Ethically Sleazy & Politically Stupid)
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To: Lucky9teen

Whoa. I am SOOO late. *sigh*


62 posted on 07/10/2015 9:16:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I cannot brain today. I have the dumb. {Stolen from the meme})
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To: ZinGirl


63 posted on 07/10/2015 9:17:17 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: fredhead

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

64 posted on 07/10/2015 9:18:28 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm

Please note that the girl in the flat-bed Ford isn’t slowing down. Nobody’s driving the truck, it’s stopped.


65 posted on 07/10/2015 9:21:59 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: JoeProBono

store front reflection of pick-up has passenger.


66 posted on 07/10/2015 9:22:10 AM PDT by KittenClaws ( Normalcy Bias. Do you have it?)
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To: fredhead

She’s not on the corner


67 posted on 07/10/2015 9:22:45 AM PDT by zeugma (The best defense against a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun)
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To: KittenClaws

store front reflection of pick-up has passenger.

Correction, shows a DRIVER! lol reflection is bacwards


68 posted on 07/10/2015 9:25:35 AM PDT by KittenClaws ( Normalcy Bias. Do you have it?)
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To: KittenClaws

No it doesn’t it has a mirror


69 posted on 07/10/2015 9:27:01 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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To: Chickensoup
No it doesn’t it has a mirror

_________________

Look at the storefront window at the reflection of the truck. there is no one sitting in the truck, but reflection shows passenger.

still, you are right about the mirror. :)

70 posted on 07/10/2015 9:32:56 AM PDT by KittenClaws ( Normalcy Bias. Do you have it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

I am late today...spent the morning playing bass with a sax player.


71 posted on 07/10/2015 9:34:47 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen
PC Dukes of Hazard
72 posted on 07/10/2015 9:42:16 AM PDT by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
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To: left that other site

Because, you know, it’s all about that bass.


73 posted on 07/10/2015 9:44:05 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: LonePalm

Excellent!


74 posted on 07/10/2015 9:45:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
In case you'd forgotten (or were never informed):

Mens Rules for Women

We keep getting all these, "rules from the woman's side", emails so we figured it was time for a "rules from the man's side" email. These are our rules! Learn them, memorize them and use them!

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us whining about you leaving it down.

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Saturday = Sports

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Check your oil! Please.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer that question anymore.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us look. It doesn't hurt anyone, to look. And for us, its genetic.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.

We are not mind readers and we never will be.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will believe you.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

75 posted on 07/10/2015 9:48:52 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: fredhead

Now I have that eagles song stuck in my head! thanx


76 posted on 07/10/2015 9:51:15 AM PDT by Iron head mike (Tell another one. I'll believe it! -sarcasm off.)
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To: fredhead

I was listening to some Jackson Browne last night. Love his old stuff.


77 posted on 07/10/2015 9:51:54 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (So America died not with a bang but a whimper.)
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To: KittenClaws

no that is all passenger side mirror.


78 posted on 07/10/2015 9:56:10 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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To: ArGee

It is.

On a scale of one to ten, bass is 11.


79 posted on 07/10/2015 9:58:19 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: KittenClaws
Storefront is not a reflection.
80 posted on 07/10/2015 9:58:21 AM PDT by fireforeffect (A kind word and a 2x4, gets you more than just a kind word.)
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