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On a scale of one to ten, bass is 11.

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Today’s politically Incorrect Ditty by me:

“I Won’t Bake Your Cake”

I won’t bake your cake
You can’t rent my hall
I won’t do the music
For your “Cannibal Ball”
I won’t take the pictures
Either now, or later, It
Is absolutely certain
That I will not cater it!

“Missionary”
is not on the menu.
And stew pots and fires
Are not allowed in my venue.
Bring in those spears,
And my liability increases
As do the shrunken heads
In your centerpieces

(CHORUS)
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right,
To say “No” and not have to fight
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right
To say “No”, and not have to fight

“All Cultures are Equal”
Our leader explains
Does that make it OK
To eat Grandma’s brains?
I won’t make your costumes!
I won’t pierce your nose!
I won’t carve a covering,
For what you call “those”.

(CHORUS)
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right,
To say “No” and not have to fight
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right
To say “No”, and not have to fight

It’s against my religion
And not in my culture
To feast on my species
Like a ravenous vulture
There are other people
To whom I can send you
So please don’t sue me
If somehow I offend you.

(CHORUS)
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right,
To say “No” and not have to fight
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right
To say “No”, and not have to fight

You can’t use my limo
To transport your dinner.
I just hate your sin,
But love you, the sinner.
So fine me, or jail me
You can give it your all
I won’t be a party
To the Cannibal’s Ball.

(CHORUS)
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right,
To say “No” and not have to fight
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right
To say “No”, and not have to fight