do I really have to say it???
BTW, whatever happened to that black white chick in Washington state?
do I really have to say it??? 
But we already knew that.
Water is wet.
Go back a few years into the archives of FR and one will find that we were way ahead of all that here. Webb Hubbell was mentioned prominently.
CLINTON: The law is irrelevant! I am popular, and in today’s America, that’s all that matters. You sir, are a... a nerd!
MONICA: What about me? Bill, he said my name'd be dragged through the mud. He said they’d make fun of me on Saturday Night Live. He said...
STARR: (to Hillary) I'd rather Mr. Clinton resign without having to go through an impeachment. The country would be better off that way.
HILLARY: Mr. Starr, in case you haven’t noticed, we really don’t care what’s good for the country. We’ll do what’s good for us, thank you.
CLINTON: (turning on him) I’ll deny everything and bury you in counter-accusations. Nobody will believe you.
STARR: You're making a bigger fool of yourself than I thought you would, Mr. Clinton. The American people would never tolerate a president who blatantly lies to them in the face of overwhelming evidence.
CLINTON: I think I know the American people alot better than you do. We’re outta here! I've got nothing to talk to you about. If you want to see me lie, watch my next press conference!
MONICA: (starting to cry) Bill, you're just excited. You don't realize what’s on those tapes... Hey! Where do you think you’re going, Bill?! You told me you loved me and you wanted to leave Hillary to marry me! Now’s you’re chance!
CLINTON: You silly little bitch...
MONICA: (squealing) But what about me?! If this comes out, it will be too late...
CLINTON: Too late for what? Too late for you and this - this dork to take the love of the American people away from me? Well, you won't do it, I tell you. You won't do it!
MONICA: Bill, there are other things to think of... like your daughter - you don't want her to read in the papers...
CLINTON: It’s never been proven that she is my daughter!! I’ve never even met that hooker! She says I’m the girl’s father, but Shantelle was always saying outrageous stuff...
HILLARY: She talking about Chelsea, Bill.
CLINTON: Oh, Web’s daugh... I mean... of course, Chelsea. Ummm... she’s an adult, now she can handle it.
Clinton starts to walk out, but Starr gets directly in front of him. The two secret service agents move closer, but stay out of it.
STARR: Mr. Clinton, you're the slimiest creature I've ever known. You now, there might be a few laws left in this country that you haven’t broken...
CLINTON: Give me time Mr. Starr, they’ve been making laws for 220 years, I’ve only been breaking them for thirty!
STARR: I know all about the stuff that went on in Arkansas - the drugs, the payoffs, the murders. I know about the cocaine, and China, and the Travel Office, and the FBI files, and so much more.
CLINTON: And the best you can impeach me on is sex lies? (chuckling) I can’t believe you couldn’t nail me on Foster!
STARR: Unfortunately, this is the only thing I can prove. I’m not very good at this investigating stuff... but I can prove this. And if it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson.
CLINTON: (walking out with Hillary) Don't you worry about me. I'm William Jefferson Clinton! I'm a cheap, crooked politician, trying to save himself from the consequences of his crimes!! And I'm going to find the dirt on you Starr! I’ve got FBI files, private investigators, Larry Flynt!!!
Bill and Hillary storm down the hall arm in arm, trailed by the two secret service agents, as the scene fades away. A growing, spinning image appears on the screen, much like the newspaper that spins in old movies and then stops to reveal its headline. Only this time, it is a spinning computer monitor. When it stops spinning, the screen shows a banner headline on the Drudge Report - “Intern Sex Scandal Hits Clinton!!” Then, this too fades away.
We want to find out if Obama's father really came from Kenya like pro-Obama people claim.
Hey, stop. Bristol Palin licked a donut. HEY!!!
Hmmm. Who else but an old bubba horn dog could have tapped that?
national enquirer = david kendall = clinton’s impeachment lawyer = this story is a clinton plant
Ol’ Hil mush have been right drunk to let that blob nail her—then again—I’d bet they were both trashed, ‘cause there’s no first prizes in that contest!
Now it is time to do a real DNA test on Danny Williams and Billy Boy. The kid could extort millions.
And that is, pick a career any career that has nothing to do with the Enemedia, being a rain maker for a Hedge Fund and anything Investment related unless they want to be a mom and pop Broker/Adviser at the retail level, Anything to do with K-Street, and Politics.
That goes for Chelsea and the Bush Girls and anyone else you can think of.
Medicine, Engineering, Airline Pilot, Plumber etc etc all work for me....
That would be a hoot!
I won’t believe it until Maury Povich reveals the TRUE results.
“BJ, you _{are/are not}_ the father!”
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This technology is pretty obviously ripe for abuse.
DNA sampling of people should be illegal without their consent or a court order, or perhaps as routine after a legal arrest.
Talk about invasion of privacy! Random people get your children's DNA and your's, and then publish to the world that they aren't really your kids.
Everybody knows she is Shelsea Hubbell.
I don’t blame Bill as I don’t even think Laz would hit that!
... cut to Bill and Webb sitting at the bar ogling some of the downtown happy hour ladies. Of course, the topic of Hillary comes up. Bill laughs, takes a swing, looks at Webb. “Hillary, are you kidding me? I wouldn’t touch her with YOUR...”
Webb takes a long swig himself, looks over his glass. “Bill, about that...”