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(MA) Man's penis injured by banana thrown from window of passing car
The Metro ^
| 7/1/15
Posted on 07/09/2015 3:34:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro
A hapless man was taken to hospital after claiming a banana launched from a passing vehicle slammed into his private parts in a drive-by 'fruiting'.
Police said the man was discovered lying at the roadside, writhing in agony, near the Quick Food convenience store in Westfield, Massachusetts.
A passer-by had raised the alarm after seeing him stumbling towards the store.
When asked by officers what the issue was, he apparently described how he had been struck by the yellow fruit which had been flung from a car window.< -- SNIP -- >
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
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KEYWORDS: fruitsandnuts; massachusetts; napl; nightintheruts
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To: JoeProBono
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posted on
07/09/2015 9:33:44 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Daffynition
Massachusetts seems to really be full of Jerks, I want to visit there some day.
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posted on
07/09/2015 9:43:54 PM PDT
by
right way right
(Disclaimer: Not a prophet but I have a pretty good record.)
To: JoeProBono
I always enjoy your pictures.....but not that one,
It’s just damn creepy.
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posted on
07/09/2015 9:46:11 PM PDT
by
right way right
(Disclaimer: Not a prophet but I have a pretty good record.)
To: right way right
I'll be *passing through* Mass tomorrow for you. You can count on my report that it *is* full of Jerks. I'll bring you back a t-shirt.
~Sincerely
Brian Williams
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posted on
07/09/2015 9:59:12 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: JoeProBono
85
posted on
07/09/2015 10:00:01 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
To: right way right
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
86
posted on
07/09/2015 10:06:25 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Daffynition
Come out to Washington State some time. Were pretty nice and will teach you how to smoke pot in an apple.
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posted on
07/09/2015 10:09:22 PM PDT
by
right way right
(Disclaimer: Not a prophet but I have a pretty good record.)
To: martin_fierro
88
posted on
07/09/2015 11:28:05 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW)
To: martin_fierro
“When the Banana Hits the Bone” - could possibly be a song....
89
posted on
07/10/2015 3:22:57 AM PDT
by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
To: martin_fierro
90
posted on
07/10/2015 3:32:47 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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