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To: Ventilator on
Too many syllables for "lady."

There once was a girl from Dang Wangi,
Whose "boyfriend" was really quite skanky.
He swindled a score
And he would have conned more
But the cops stopped his hankity-panky.

7 posted on 07/06/2015 11:30:54 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Now, which is bigger, Pluto or Goofy?)
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To: FredZarguna
Casanova did swindle and defraud
With him the women became awed
He stole all their cash
He thought they were trash
When arrested, the ladies did applaud.
9 posted on 07/07/2015 12:40:03 AM PDT by Mark17 (Thy goodness faileth never. Good shepherd may I sing thy praise, within thy house forever. Amen)
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To: FredZarguna

There once was a girl from Dang Wangi,
Interested in Casanova’s banging,
He robbed her phone,
Left her waiting alone,
Now all’s left is his hanging.


14 posted on 07/07/2015 12:32:40 PM PDT by Ventilator on
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