To: Ventilator on
Too many syllables for "lady."
There once was a girl from Dang Wangi,
Whose "boyfriend" was really quite skanky.
He swindled a score
And he would have conned more
But the cops stopped his hankity-panky.
7 posted on
07/06/2015 11:30:54 PM PDT by
FredZarguna
(Now, which is bigger, Pluto or Goofy?)
To: FredZarguna
Casanova did swindle and defraud
With him the women became awed
He stole all their cash
He thought they were trash
When arrested, the ladies did applaud.
9 posted on
07/07/2015 12:40:03 AM PDT by
Mark17
(Thy goodness faileth never. Good shepherd may I sing thy praise, within thy house forever. Amen)
To: FredZarguna
There once was a girl from Dang Wangi,
Interested in Casanova’s banging,
He robbed her phone,
Left her waiting alone,
Now all’s left is his hanging.
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