There once was a girl from Dang Wangi,
Interested in Casanova’s banging,
He robbed her phone,
Left her waiting alone,
Now all’s left is his hanging.
A lusty young lady named Zhangy
Had put everything in her Poontangy
‘til she tried Iskandar:
“He is better by far!”
Now she can’t live without his dang Wangi.