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1 posted on 06/29/2015 3:45:05 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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“Dang it...who’s throwing barbecue!?”


2 posted on 06/29/2015 3:46:56 PM PDT by moovova
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Roman Candle?
3 posted on 06/29/2015 3:47:03 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (No tagline today.)
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Natural selection at work.


4 posted on 06/29/2015 3:48:08 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (A free society cannot let the parameters of its speech be set by murderous Islamists.)
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Looks like we have a Darwin Award Winner here.


7 posted on 06/29/2015 3:50:53 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (1 of 172)
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And the cumulative IQ ticked up a fraction.


8 posted on 06/29/2015 3:53:23 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Pray. It's the last arrow in the quiver.)
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What a stupid thing to do. No doubt that the neurotics who think only professionals should be permitted fireworks (even birthday cake sparklers would be banned) will use this as an example.


9 posted on 06/29/2015 3:53:35 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("Keeping your stick down used to be a commandment, but not anymore" Harry Sinden, 1988)
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I’m guessing he won’t be doing that again.


12 posted on 06/29/2015 4:02:29 PM PDT by South40 ("I probably identify more as a democRAT" ~Donald Trump)
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When we were teenagers, sitting on a park bench one 4th of July, there was another small group of kids setting off fireworks nearby. One of them tried to kill himself.

I was sitting with a large radio on my lap, when a fat kid with no shirt came right in front of us, said he didn’t want to live anymore, lit an m80 and placed it under his left chest (which he could do because he was fat).

I leaned back and held the radio up while my friend Robert did a dropkick on the guy’s chest, he fell back and the firework exploded some feet way from him. Then he stood up, cried out and ran off.

Was one of the most crazy things I ever saw.


14 posted on 06/29/2015 4:09:41 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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is dead after the large mortar firework he held to his head exploded, police said.

I hate it when that happens

16 posted on 06/29/2015 4:40:44 PM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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Darwin Award should just be sent overnight


17 posted on 06/29/2015 4:42:19 PM PDT by GeronL
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Some years back there was a picture of an idiot who put a lit M-80 firecracker in his mouth.

The photo showed two eyes peering from behind what looked like a face that had glistening red petals radiating out from where his mouth should have been.

Eeriest thing I ever saw and it sure beat any of those zombie pics.


18 posted on 06/29/2015 4:53:30 PM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate. [URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/currencyjunkie/me)
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I wish my idiot neighbors would do this. Semi-serious.


22 posted on 06/29/2015 6:29:24 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Looks like you can fix stupid - it just ain't a pretty process.

I feel for his family though.

26 posted on 06/30/2015 3:45:49 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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“Alcohol was a factor in what happened.

We need to ban this dangerous drug for the good of society.

27 posted on 06/30/2015 8:02:54 AM PDT by ConservingFreedom (A government strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
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