Rachel Dolezal limerick thread (vanity)

me ^ | 6-17-2015 | me

[matt1234]

Please post your limericks about Looter Girl.

[matt1234]

There once was a woman named Rachel
To whom everything was racial.
When white she did sue,
But then changed her hue
In pursuit of a home that was palatial.

[Steely Tom]

I heard of a lady named Rachel
Who looked good with a shoe polish facial...

[Fiddlstix]

I must decline. The words I want to use will get me banned.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Let’s throw a few words in for inspiration.

Transracial,

Transgender,

Transfat.

[USMCPOP]

There was a gal named Dolezal
Who was confused about her color.
Since her name was Rachel
She changed from one to the other.

[twister881]

A Caucasian girl from Montana
Wore dreadlocks wrapped in a bandana
She dyed her skin brown
And paraded ‘round town
Tho’ she’s whiter than Princess Diana!

[Jack Hydrazine]

Inspiration from pics!

[matt1234]

Very good!

[LambSlave]

Rachel the fair from Montanna
A neophyte racial polyanna
Dyed skin once so fair, and braided her hair
black or white like the keys of a pian-ah

[nickcarraway]

There once was a woman from Spokane
Who came up with a wonderful plan
She pretended to be black
talked some smack
And now she’s back to being The Man

[Yaelle]

There’s a lady named Rachel, just wack.
She white but she thinks she is black.
Kinked her hair good
But she ain’t from the hood
That phony white bitch is on crack.

[pgyanke]

White as a lily she stands
Hair braided in corn-rowed strands
Accepted as black
Though pigment she lacks
Home among other lying sacks.

[pgyanke]

Rachel is a girl who’s confused
Her color has her bemused
White when she wants but black when it fits
Color determined by the content of shit
Now there’s a chick even Laz wouldn’t hit

[Impy]

LOL

[shotgun]

Born white as the beard on Ol’ Claus
Po Rachel struggled to be down with cause
So down the chimney she went
To come out black as flint
Only to be outed by her Ma and her Pa

[Not A Snowbird]

You win.

Cleverly done and yours is an actual limerick!

[Yaelle]

“I don’t want to be who I am,”
Said Rachel, “More ethnic would make me just grand.”
“Need a good minority
“So African’s my priority;
“My genetic reality be damned.”

[Yaelle]

You have to fix your least line to rhyme with the first two. It’s great so you should!

[jsanders2001]

I like it. Matt’s version too...lol

[tioga]

Along came a crazy white bitch
Who has just one little hitch
She thinks she’s black,
Now she can’t go back
She brazenly thinks it’s her niche.