[TurboZamboni]

Gaia hates your quinoa!

[ClearCase_guy]

Quinoa killed the Incas.

[Secret Agent Man]

Quinoa won’t spike your insulin the way regular higher carb pasta will.

So it won’t wear out your arteries like high starch/sugar items will.

[Cicero]

Just eat a Big Mac with some whale meat on the side.

[Vince Ferrer]

For most of our history people used to have to worry about having enough to eat.

[SkyDancer]

How does it go with Oreo cookies?

[Dallas59]

[ThomasThomas]

Why can’t they get coco from coconuts?

roll a quinoa ball a penny a pitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf670orHKcA

[marron]

Coconut water companies buy the coconuts for “virtually nothing”, a Mintel report claimed last year, and NGOs have raised concerns that, as profits boom, farmers are not seeing an increase in wages.

On the other hand, if you don't drink coconut water, how much will the farmers make?

[drunknsage]

It’s the guardian. Never ever click their page. They are a hive mind of social justice retards who can’t take criticism and launch false DMCA claims against you tubers who criticize their bias and unethical reporting.

[Pelham]

My Chia is ruining the world...

[Califreak]

It’s not killing the planet, but it does make your ass look big

[ModelBreaker]

Interesting article. The leftists at the guardian tiptoe up to the notion that everything has costs and tradeoffs, even crunchy granola foods.