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To: Boogieman

Forget the tin foil; that’s obsolete. She needs the latest in high-tech thought projection: a colander. It will keep the WiFi’s thoughts out of her head, while still allowing her to project her own thoughts out through the holes.

But she should not get a plastic one; those don’t work. It has to be metal.


33 posted on 05/21/2015 8:22:00 AM PDT by henkster (Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)
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To: henkster

Better have that be mu metal.....there could be magnetic effects from the earth here too! :0)


36 posted on 05/21/2015 8:37:17 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: henkster

Yes, and the nice thing about a colander is that you can run a rubber band through the handles to fashion a nice chin strap. Now you’re EMF shielded hands-free!


37 posted on 05/21/2015 8:44:56 AM PDT by Boogieman
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