Its a clunker. In six months anyone wearing an Apple watch will be laughed at like they are wearing a propeller beanie Except for you, who always wears a propeller beanie. . . except for when you are wearing your dress deellie-boppers.
DennisW's favorite set of dress Deelie-boppers
Then of course, there's your standard default daily cap:
DennisW's Every Day going to Freep Apple Threads Hat
Oh, man, Dennis! Those are some awesome deelie-boppers! DANG!
Hey Swordmaker, if I want a set, do I have to trash Apple, or can I just sorta hang out with Dennis for a while and maybe he'll lend them to me?
Per the second pic, I already have a tin-foil hat (actually, it's an "Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie"), don't need another, as I only have one head.